If there's one thing I know, it's that every year I'm guaranteed to have a crappy Valentine's Day. This is because Cornoholio serves absolutely no purpose whatsoever this time of year, every year.
I've said it every Valentine's day before and I'll continue to say every Valentine's day.
Having Cornholio around is no different then being single on Valentines Day. Actually, it’s worse then being single on Valentines Day because people continually ask me what I'm doing for Valentines Day because of my relationship status not realizing that I'm married to the anti-Cupid, anti-anything that involves him having to go out of his way to buy or plan anything for me.
This yea, it finally sunk in that that fucker wasn't going to do, or plan anything out for me. Luckily, my favorite cousin will be in town and I'm sure she wont mind hanging out with my on Valentine's day.
Ironically, there's going to be a gun show on Valentine's day. I have a feeling that there are going to be a lot of angry women at that gun show. (Maybe I should go... Just to scare him a little... LOL).
In either case, I think this will be the best Valentine's Day ever! (Mostly, because I wont be anywhere around that ass fucker).
Happy Valentine's Day! I hope it's as crappy with your significant others as it always is for me, LOL.
You didn't actually think I was going to hope that everyone else have a better Valentines Day then me, did you?
2 comments:
Wow, I just spent the last day and a half reading your blog. It was so entertaining. I especially loved your craigslist ads. You need to write a book, you are hilarious!!!!!!! Happy VD.
Why thank you! ;)
It's hard to believe that anyone would spend that much time reading anything I write LOL
You're my new best friend!
Angry Girlfriend
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