Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Racist? I Think Not

My sister and I go Trick or Treating in my moms neighborhood every year for multiple reason:

1. They give out lots of candy

2. It's a "good neighborhood" and by that I mean lots of rich white people.

3. See reason number 2

Today, my sister got a text message from I'm guessing an acquaintance that she really didn't want to hang out with, but didn't know how to politely tell her that she wasn't interested in going Trick or Treating with her.

We had a conversation that went something like this:

E: How do I ask this chic to go Trick or Treating with me out of courtesy, but get her to say no?

Me: Tell her you're going out with me and I live in the ghetto.

E: She's black.

Me: Oh... Tell her I live in the Mexican ghetto?


My sister laughed hysterically for a second, said I was funny... Racist, but funny and decided to ignore her acquaintance altogether.

My way was somewhat more polite, but I could be wrong.

Happy Halloween, Ass fuckers!!!

On an irrelevant note, we all know that Halloween is just an excuse for all women in general to dress like sluts.

As a disclaimer, as Mitt Romney said, "Rape isn't really rape if you're dressed like a slut.  Then you're just asking for it".  Maybe he didn't say that, but I'm sure I heard it on the internet so it must be true.

I'm rambling on about nothing because I need to sleep. So goodnight.  I'll be more coherent in the morning.