Monday, December 29, 2008

A Look Back at 2008

As a new year approaches, I always like to take a look back and reflect on the past year.

I've made new friends, lost old friend, and pissed off a bunch of people.

I've coined new terms like "flashes nastiness" and made the word "cunt" less offensive, at least in my inner circle.

I've corrupted people who were once thought of as being "incorruptible".

I've seen as many vagina's of woman who claim to be straight as a gynecologist.

I've flashed my tits during Ramadan like it was a Girls Gone Wild party.

I've thrown many Girls Gone Wild parties at my home.

I've "owned" a "pet slave".

I've taken incriminating photos of the neighbors.

I've lured men into false hopes of getting laid on the Internet just out of pure boredom.

I've been referred to as Rockstar, the Gay Ringleader, the Devils Advocate, Psycho Evil Bitch, and many other names that I know I've deserved and had tons of fun earning them.

I've been a bad influence on most, if not all, of the people around me or who come in contact with me.

I haven't peed in any one's food this year, though I have done some "mild" stalking. So I'm not as bad as I was last year.

Looking back at all of my blog postings, I guess you could say that I've had a pretty productive year.

Let's hope that 2009 is just as productive, if not more.

Happy Fucking New Years, bitches!

Friday, December 26, 2008

It's My Blog and I'll Bitch If I Want To

I love it when people read my blog and then get mad. It just gives me something new to blog about.

Someone seems to have taken offense to my Git Er Dun, Ya'll blog.

They posted as being Anonymous (they always are, LOL). I have a feeling it's because they could relate to that crazy ass Virginia lady that I bashed. Who knows? Anyways, this was the comment:

Wow, not only are you opinionated and lacking in social communication, but you fail to listen to others when you are in conversation with them. Perhaps you could have just got up and left just as easy as it would have been for you to sit here and pass judgment while you perch yourself on your high-horse. Quit your bitching and next time do something about it, instead of spending 4 paragraphs repeating your fucking self. Damn.

Now I have to disagree with this person for several reason:

1. Though it is true that I am opinionated, I don't lack social communication and anyone who knows me can vouch for that. In this case, I had to keep my mouth shut because it was a company dinner and the last thing I wanted to do was embarrass my husband the way this lady was obviously embarrassing hers.

2. Though I really wanted to leave, you can't just walk off from a company dinner because it's rude. (DUH)

3. Obviously, I don't have a problem listening, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to recite almost verbatim what this woman was talking about. And it wasn't technically a conversation because it was all one sided.

4. If you didn't like what I wrote, then please feel free to go fuck yourself. I don't understand why there are people like you who go out of their way to read my bullshit, rants and raves, and then feel the need to tell me to stop bitching. In case you haven't notice, that's kind of my whole purpose. If I didn't have this blog to express all of my anger and frustrations, I probably would have gone on a ramped shooting spree by now because there are so many dumb asses like you, that I come across on a daily basis.

I am and will always be an asshole. However, there is a time and a place to act out. If you've come to my blog expecting to read something insightful then you've come to the wrong place.

I will perch myself on my high horse and act like the biggest bitch on the planet, all because this is my blog and I can do whatever the fuck I want. You don't have to agree with me and you sure as hell don't have to like me. But I'm still gonna act out because I can.

So thank you Anonymous for wasting your time, not only to read my blog that you so disliked but also for leaving a comment.

Not only are you full of shit but you gave me something to bitch about for the day. As far as I'm concerned, to me, you've served your purpose.

I don't know why you people take me so seriously, as if the name "Angry Girlfriend" doesn't already imply what I'm about...

(For those of you too stupid to figure it out, I'll just go ahead and tell you so that you don't have to keep beating your head up against the wall).

HELLO!!! I'M ANGRY!!! About anything and everything. Nothing is off limits. So please, do us all a favor and go take that stick out your ass and chill the fuck out.

Maybe you should have gone and read the rest of my blogs before commenting on this one that way you would've been able to see exactly the kinda of twisted, perverse, deviant, narcissistic, psychopathic kinda person that you're dealing with here.

Thank you for reading and have a happy fucking holiday! ;)

Would you like me to repeat that? LMAO

P.S. I really do enjoy reading all my reader comments, so please feel free to leave me one ;)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Git Er Dun, Ya'll

Last night I attended a company dinner with Cornholio. Apparently, his job wants to transfer him to Virginia which is gonna be one hell of a commute for him, but I don't see us moving to Virginia cause it sucks down there.

I got to meet some of his new co-workers from the Virginia office and boy were they about as hick as they come...

Actually, I lie... I wouldn't even know how the rest of those people were considering that this one Psycho Lady wouldn't shut her fucking mouth long enough for anyone else to even get a word in.

They may have been hick, but I never had a chance to really find out.

I know I said I was going to try and stop picking on white people, but fuck... They just make it way too easy.

That one Psycho Lady was the most annoying person there and she wasn't even a co-worker. She was a co-workers wife. I felt like I was trapped in white-soccer-Virginia-stay-at-home-mom HELL.

This bitch was just unbearable. And as if the conversation wasn't bad enough, I was trapped there like a caged animal for 3 hours cause the service was just sooo slow.

This heifer went on and on about her snotty-nose rugrats as if anyone there really gave a fuck. The moment the conversation would veer off into another direction, she would find a way to bring her kids back into the mix.

Don't get me wrong, I love my kid just as much the any other mom. Sometimes even more. BUT, when I get a chance to go out and party or go to dinner without Boy Son, the last thing I want to do is talk about him.

Why? Because no one other then yourself and close family really gives a shit to hear about the little things that your kids do. Not to mention that when I'm out, I want to enjoy my free time alone as much as possible and enjoy adult conversations that I can't have when he's around either cause it's too X-Rated or because I'm getting interrupted by the little fart every 5 seconds.

I just wanted to smack that dumb bitch and tell her, "For the love of GOD.... TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE!!!







Quite frankly, I think you're too old to be having anymore, and I'd be more then surprised if you could have another one because I would've assumed by looking at you, that all of your eggs have probably already dried up...



The most interesting part of the conversation was when this woman's husband mentioned that he use to go to the same 7-11 that Lorena Bobbitt had chucked her husbands penis at.

But that conversation quickly went south when the cunt somehow managed to bring up the subject of her kids and this time it was accompanied by pictures.

She then mentioned how great the state of Virginia is and how she had lived there her whole life (not surprising), and would never leave. Though her comment about Virginia being great is bullshit, I wasn't gonna argue with her.

I wanted so badly to say something, but that probably would've made things worse. I had to bite my tongue and hold in the verbal diarrhea that I so ofter suffer from because these people are the kind of people who probably wouldn't have taken anything I said too lightly being as uptight as they are.

I did what I could to keep my mouth shut and ordered drink after drink, and texted away to anyone who was able to keep me entertained so I wouldn't say something mean to this woman in front of Cornholio's co-workers.

All I know is that the more people who are like her stay in Virginia, the better it is for me because then I don't have to deal with them.

The fact of the matter is, Virginia sucks. They got taxes for everything and the cops there are evil.

So it's okay. Keep your country bumpkin ass over there in Virginia because the nobody else wants you. No wonder your husband is always working late. Cause you're fucking boring!

And by the way, your country accent IS NOT sexy. It's stupid and it makes you sounds like an inbreed... Which you probably are...

I wonder if she talks about the kids while shes having her lame ass sex?

I don't think I'll be attending any more company dinners after this last one. The old crew was so much cooler then these lame-o's. I take that back. It's not the new crew that's the problem. It's the wife. Just that one.

If these are the kind of people living down there, I'm staying the hell out of Virginia...

Monday, December 22, 2008

Why My Ass Won't Be Getting Shit For Christmas

It's hard to believe that Christmas is only days away. I know my ass wont be getting shit. I've been pretty naughty this year, but that's nothing new for me.

If I were Santa, I'd give myself nothing but coal. I'd probably even pee in my stocking. Yep. That's how naughty I've been.

I've become the devils advocate for my own amusement. Something about egging people on and encouraging them to do shit that we both know they have no business doing really just gives me a high.

The older I get, the more corrupted I become.

And while I know that it's completely inappropriate to blurt out things such as, "Stupid people shouldn't exist, let alone have the right to breed", I consistently suffer from verbal diarrhea and whatever little voice in my head that's suppose to tell me not to say those type of things out loud to the dumb ass people who deserve to hear it, well I think the voice in my head has gone silent ever since I told him to go fuck himself.

I know that it's not okay to stalk people, or to plot and act out on revenge even if they deserve it but I just can't stop myself from plotting on people and having my little minions act out on it. Why do the dirty work myself if I can find dumb asses to do it for me?

I know it's not okay to tell a virgin that it doesn't count as long as you do it up the ass or mouth because then technically you're still a virgin. But I do it anyways because I can.

I know it's not okay to tell people to their face that they are ugly and such comments should be said right behind their backs to spare their feelings, but someone needs to tell them. They're obviously oblivious to the fact.

I know that it's not okay to post fake ads on craiglist to see what kind of horny losers are waiting to find a horny slut to fuck no matter how mental unstable she may seem, but come on... How is that not funny?

I know that it's not okay to be a racist even if you consider yourself to be an equal opportunist racist, and even if everyone else on the planet secretly is too, but I still do it cause well, Helllllo... Who isn't racist? Don't lie...

There's a lot of fucked up shit that I do, but that's okay because I will always get away with it.

And even if it seems like I'm heading straight to Hell in a hand basket, or as my cousin's wife put it, "There's a nice, big rock waiting for you in Hell", it's okay because deep down, everyone else wishes that they had the balls to say the fucked up things that come out of my mouth.

I doubt that I'll be turning over a new leaf because quit frankly, I like myself this way, not to mention, if I were to change, you guys would all have to go find a new more interesting blog to read.

So it's okay. Santa's definitely not gonna make it to my house this year and I'm more then likely hell bound but that's ok because at least I'm pretty.

To all my bitches, vaginas and all the rest of you,

Happy Fucking Holidays!!!

Feel free to buy me something ;)

Monday, December 15, 2008

Caught Ridin' Dirty... Again

So this time around, Cornholio was driving home... in my car.

The fucking cop was IN FRONT of him, then slowed down, changed lanes, and got behind Cornholio.

What the fuck?! Who the fuck does that?

He was pulled over for driving with a suspended car registration and this time around, a ticket was issued.

I am so disgusted with the piece of shit cop who went through the trouble of giving him a ticket.

So in one week, I've been pulled over twice for the same shit. I've got 2 repair orders and a $140 ticket. I've had enough.

This morning I took my car to Vehicle Emission, paid $74 to take the test (it's usually only $14, but I've racked up a $60 fee in late charges), and FAILED the test.

On the positive side, I got a four month extension, and my tags are no longer suspended.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Fun With Mr. Sparkles: Part 1

Those of you who read my blog Humiliate Me and Kick Me In the Balls, should be familiar with a character I like to call Mr. Sparkles.

Though I was certain that he wouldn't contact me after that day, I was wrong. Several days latter, he did in fact contact me.

This was our conversation:

[15:48] SubmissiveGuy: mistress i ate my shit yesturday but you signed off so i couldnt tell you how gross it was i threw up 3 times
[15:48] Evil BEE: outstanding
[15:48] Evil BEE: i'm glad to hear it
[15:49] Evil BEE: how much shit was it?
[15:51] Evil BEE:There u go making me impatient again
[15:51] Evil BEE: i take it u must want to eat more shit
[15:51] Evil BEE: or perhaps u prefer to eat s hit and beat ur dick with a rock at the same time
[15:51] Evil BEE: fuckin moron cant do shit right can u'
[15:51] Evil BEE: answer me u fuckin dumb ass
[15:52] SubmissiveGuy: yes i can mistress im sorry my computer froze
[15:52] Evil BEE: sounds like a personal problem
[15:52] Evil BEE: and i dont care for personal problems
[15:53] Evil BEE: i'd like u to go fuck urself in the ass with a stick
[15:53] Evil BEE: and think about how beautiful my feet are and how u'll never get to worship them at the rate ur going
[15:53] SubmissiveGuy: as you wish mistress
[15:54] SubmissiveGuy: what type of stick?
[15:54] Evil BEE: it could be a broom stick for all i care, just ram it up there hard and fast
[15:55] Evil BEE: make it hurt jackass
[15:55] SubmissiveGuy: yes mistress do u want my ass to bleed
[15:55] Evil BEE: of course i DO! itd be pointless otherwise
[15:56] Evil BEE: u know christmas is around the corner, i may let u buy me something but u really need to get ur shit together and do what i tell u when i tell u to do it
[15:56] SubmissiveGuy: yes mistress
[15:56] SubmissiveGuy: understood
[15:56] Evil BEE: now go fuck ur ass with that stick dumbass
[15:56] Evil BEE: go now!
[15:57] SubmissiveGuy: yes mistress going now
[16:08] SubmissiveGuy: Mistress its hard for me to sit down now my ass is so sore
[16:08] Evil BEE: thats not my fuckin problem
[16:08] Evil BEE: dont complain
[16:08] Evil BEE: i hate people who complain
[16:08] SubmissiveGuy: im not complaining mistress
[16:08] SubmissiveGuy: im just telling you is all
[16:08] Evil BEE: well i didnt ask u
[16:09] SubmissiveGuy: sorry mistress next time i will wait till you ask me
[16:09] Evil BEE: i think u need to pinch ur nipples til they turn red and sore
[16:09] SubmissiveGuy: as u wish mistress
[16:09] Evil BEE: u wanna whine, i'll give u a reason to whine
[16:11] SubmissiveGuy: *gulp*
[16:15] Evil BEE: have u ever tasted ur own semen, Mr. Sparkles?
[16:15] SubmissiveGuy: no mistress
[16:15] Evil BEE: I think u'd like to wouldnt u?
[16:16] SubmissiveGuy: Yes mistress yes i do make me a cum eater mistress
[16:16] Evil BEE: good boy Mr. Sparkles
[16:17] Evil BEE: I want you to ass fuck urself until u come and i want u to shot off in a cup and drink every last bit of it
[16:17] Evil BEE: even if u have to take a spoon and scoop it out, i want u to eat every last drop of it
[16:17] SubmissiveGuy: yes mistress
[16:17] SubmissiveGuy: i will
[16:18] Evil BEE: Well u better get to it, Mr. Sparkles
[16:18] Evil BEE: I want you to tell me how good it taste when ur all done
[16:19] SubmissiveGuy: yes mistress
[16:23] Evil BEE: U know what Mr. Sparkles? ur such a good pet
[16:24] Evil BEE: i'd like u to start emailing me when i'm not around to let me know of all the things u;ve been doing to make me proud
[16:24] Evil BEE: because i know that u just love to eat ur cum for me
[16:24] SubmissiveGuy: if that is what you want mistress
[16:24] Evil BEE: and i know ur gonna do it even when i'm not here to tell u to do
[16:24] SubmissiveGuy: im about to cum in the cup
[16:24] Evil BEE: because u want to make me happy, dont u
[16:24] Evil BEE: do it
[16:24] Evil BEE: do IT!
[16:25] SubmissiveGuy: i just cumed
[16:25] Evil BEE: eat it all up Mr. Sparkles
[16:25] Evil BEE: i want ur cup empty
[16:25] SubmissiveGuy: yes mistress
[16:26] SubmissiveGuy: im eating it right now
[16:26] SubmissiveGuy: and it tastes great
[16:26] Evil BEE: good boy
[16:26] Evil BEE: ur making your Mistress very happy
[16:26] SubmissiveGuy: i will eat my cum every single day for you and every night
[16:27] Evil BEE: good boy
[16:28] Evil BEE:i want you to email me everytime that u've eaten ur cum for me if i'm not here online
[16:28] SubmissiveGuy: yes mistress
[16:28] Evil BEE: Maybe if u make me happy, i might send u some pictures of my feet for u to worship
[16:28] Evil BEE: but have to make me happy and be a good slave
[16:29] SubmissiveGuy: yes mistress
[16:29] SubmissiveGuy: i will be the best cum eating slave ever
[16:29] Evil BEE: do u have a camera Mr. Sparkles?
[16:29] SubmissiveGuy: i wish i did mistress =(
[16:30] Evil BEE: well u need to buy one. I want you take pictures for me of you in some pretty dresses and make up
[16:30] Evil BEE: i want u to look like a pretty sissy boy
[16:30] SubmissiveGuy: would u like to see some that i already have
[16:31] Evil BEE: only if they are different from the ones u've already shown me
[16:31] SubmissiveGuy: i have one of me that looks like i have fake boobs
[16:31] SubmissiveGuy: and idk when i will have a camera
[16:33] SubmissiveGuy: i also have one pic of me in a thong
[16:33] Evil BEE: sne dme the thong pic
[16:33] Evil BEE: and u need to know when u'll have a camera, because if u want me to be ur Mistress U MUST have a camera
[16:34] SubmissiveGuy:
[16:34] SubmissiveGuy: i will try to get a camera asap
[16:34] Evil BEE: I know u will cause u dont want to piss me off
[16:35] SubmissiveGuy: (this is the thong from the back)
[16:36] Evil BEE: well arent u all pretty in ur thong?
[16:36] Evil BEE: looks like u didnt wedge it up ur ass far enough
[16:36] SubmissiveGuy: i should of given myself a super wedgie
[16:37] Evil BEE: yes u should've
[16:37] Evil BEE: however, i'm sure u'll do that for me
[16:37] SubmissiveGuy: yes i will mistress
[16:38] Evil BEE: good boy
[16:39] Evil BEE: how many thongs do u currently own?
[16:41] SubmissiveGuy: 0 all my girl clothes were thrown out when i moved i need to buy new clothes
[16:41] Evil BEE: Oh Mr. Sparkles... looks like we have a lot of work to do with u
[16:41] Evil BEE: u need pink lacy thongs, a few dresses, a camera
[16:42] Evil BEE: u need to get ur shit together because these are all things u must have
[16:42] SubmissiveGuy: yes mistress im trying
[16:43] Evil BEE: i see i'm gonna have to put together a list for u of things that i need u to get
[16:43] Evil BEE: ur gonna get a nice ass whipping for being so ill prepared
[16:43] SubmissiveGuy: as you wish mistress
[16:44] Evil BEE: I must go now, but i expect u to punish urself by finding a paddles of some sort and beating ur ass cheeks till they get nice a red
[16:45] SubmissiveGuy: yes mistress i shall
[16:46] Evil BEE: if u do as i say, i'll have a nice wish list ready for u so u can get me a few nice things for Christmas, but only if ur a good slave
[16:46] Evil BEE: dont fuck things up.. i rarely give second chances
[16:46] SubmissiveGuy: Yes mistress i wont fail
[16:46] Evil BEE: u better not
[16:48] Evil BEE: i expect u to have a camera by the Monday, i'm being very lenient so you better have it done
[16:48] SubmissiveGuy: Yes mistress as you wish
[16:48] SubmissiveGuy: i will talk to u later
[16:48] Message: SubmissiveGuy is offline

I'm posting this blog pretty late and there have been quite a few developments since this conversation.

I'll keep posting as things progress, so stay tuned to my series of Fun with Mr. Sparkles. Believe me, it gets very interesting....

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Ridin' Dirty

I knew the minute I saw the cop car behind me at the red light, that I was about to get pulled over. Sure enough, the light turned green, a second cop car pulled up and flashed his lights.

I had been stopped for driving with a suspended registration, both brake lights were out and illegal tints.

I had no idea, that the brake lights were out and I assume that's what got me pulled over in the first place. Though, I kinda figured that my tints were probably a little darker then they should be, I've been pulled over several times before and never has any cop said anything to me about my tints being too dark.

I assume that the Russian cop who pulled me over, must just be a commie and felt the need to issue me a repair order to remove the tints because he's evil.

I did however, get out of the whole ordeal without getting an actual ticket. Just 2 repair orders and I got to drive my car back. So I guess I'm actually pretty lucky.

Still doesn't change the fact that removing the tints is something that really annoys me. I'm sure I'll find a way around it, but it's the fact that I even have to bother with it in the first place, that really bugs the hell outta me.

I should probably spend less time on worrying about how to avoid having to remove my tints, and more time worrying about taking my car to emissions so that they can lift the suspension.

Brake lights have already been fixed so that should avoid drawing unwanted attention to the car.

Well, at least I got my drivers license reinstated. This little situation could've turned really dirty if I still would've had my license suspended.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Music Videos That Turn Me On

I'm not saying these are the best of the best, nor are they the sexiest videos, but I have to admit that these 10 are on my top of Music Videos that give my vagina a tingly feeling.

10. Enrique Iglesias - Escape

This video turns me on, mostly because of the dry humping part in the bathroom, not to mention the foggy back seats of the car in the end. It does help that Anna Kournikova is in the video because she's really hot and I got a thing for Russians.

9. t.A.T.u. - All The Things She Said

Okay, so this video is sooo wrong on so many levels. You got hot, sexy, Russian girls in the rain, making out, in school girl uniforms... and they're underaged...

It's like a pedophiles dream come through. So very wrong, yet so very hot...

8. Divinyls - I Touch Myself

A song about masturbating? Come on... How is that not hot??

7. Madonna - Justify My Love

Madonna has a lot of slutty, sexy songs, but this music video just begs you to bend over and take it. There's all kinda crazy sex shit going on in these video... Fuck me right here, and now... Wanting... needing... waiting... for you... to justify my love.... Mmmmmmm, oh yeah....

6. Britney Spears - I'm A Slave 4 U

Hot, sexy, horny, sweaty, people dancing around all hot and sweaty. Plus the hot and heavy panting. I get worked up just thinking about it.

5. Fiona Apple - Criminal

Fiona Apple Criminal Music via

She's been a bad, bad girl. I have been turned on by this music video since it came out when i was like 15 or 16-years-old. She's almost naked, in the bathtub with some guy, and if I didn't know any better, I'd swear there was like some freaky, 70's, sex party, orgy going on in the background. Hot, hot, hot!

4. Chris Isaak - Wicked Game

Who doesn't find this video hot? You got some hot, model chic, running around topless on the beach. They're making out in the water. Beach + Sand + Salt Water = Crazy, Passionate, Sex. Not to mention that something about the whole black and white feature, is just really sexy and puts my in the mood to fornicate.

3. Breaking Benjamin - Polyamorous

I'll be honest. The only reason this video made it so high on my countdown is because I have a minor crush on the lead singer of Breaking Benjamin, though his teeth are a little jacked up. But the video is pretty hot. You got some voyeurism going on, which I find really hot. You got girl with boy, girl with girl, and girl with boy and girl. It's freaking hot.

2. Metro Station - Control

This one is just an all out freak fest. You got a raging house party, with a bunch of horny people playing spin the party. Needless to say, it looks like a very fun and freaky house party. There's a food fight with half naked people. I love it. I got have me one of those parties.

1. Kings of Leon - Sex on Fire

Though this video seems to be somewhat homoerotic, I just can't get enough of it. The lead singer is laying down, looking all hot and sweaty, as the other band members appear to be pulling him in other directions. I just get so off on this video. And for the record, I have masturbated to it and several others on my count down. I totally got off!

As you may have already realized by my list of sexy music videos, it doesn't take me much to get aroused. Possibly because my imagination runs so wild that something can simply be implied and my mind will take it to a whole new level.

But yeah, that's me. So I'm gonna run off now to watch me sexy music videos, and ummmm, do stuff... to myself... with a little help from my dolphin...

Monday, December 1, 2008

Humuliate Me and Kick Me In the Balls

I'm not really sure how it is that these internet people have the worst of luck and find evil, mean spirited people like me to torment them without them having a clue, but it keeps my day that much more interesting.

This time, with no help of a craigslist posting, I caught me a Sissy Boy. There I was just minding my business and *bling*, I get a random message from a guy by the screen name SubmissiveGuy.

Apparently, he wanted to be humiliated, and well, I'm always up for a good blog post. I think we both suceeded in at our missions.

I've gone ahead and posted our discussion on here and included pictures that he gave his mistress permission to use as she saw fit.

[13:35] SubmissiveGuy: hey are you willing to humiliate me and kick me in the balls
[13:37] Evil BEE: why? do u wanna be my little sissy bitch boy or what?
[13:37] SubmissiveGuy: Yes ma'am i do
[13:37] Evil BEE: took u long enough to answer asshole
[13:38] SubmissiveGuy: im sorry mistress
[13:38] Evil BEE: i should beat ur sorry ass like the bitch u are u stupid fucker
[13:38] SubmissiveGuy: yes ma'am
[13:39] Evil BEE: i'm gonna call u Mr Sparkles Twinkle Toes
[13:40] Evil BEE: u like that name dont u?
[13:40] SubmissiveGuy: as u wish mistress
[13:40] Evil BEE: tell me u like the fuckin name Mr Sparkles
[13:41] Evil BEE: I didnt give u permission to add me asshole
[13:41] SubmissiveGuy: im sorry mistress
[13:41] Evil BEE: i'll let it slide this once but that better be the last time u do something without permission
[13:41] SubmissiveGuy: it will ma'am
[13:42] Evil BEE: what are u wearing right now?
[13:43] SubmissiveGuy: right now im wearing jeans and a underarmour cut off shirt
[13:44] Evil BEE: Mr Sparkles should always wear lacy pink panties
[13:44] Evil BEE: just for that i'm gonna pinch ur testicles
[13:44] SubmissiveGuy: yes ma'am
[13:45] Evil BEE: Pinch ur testicles NOW!
[13:45] SubmissiveGuy: yes ma'am as u wish
[13:45] Evil BEE: and do it hard, dont think that just cause i'm not physically there that u can get away with bullshit
[13:46] SubmissiveGuy: i never disobey
[13:46] Evil BEE: u better not asshole
[13:46] Evil BEE: are u pinchin hard?
[13:46] Evil BEE: do u want to scream?
[13:46] SubmissiveGuy: yes ma'am i am
[13:47] SubmissiveGuy: im pinching as hard as possible
[13:47] Evil BEE: good
[13:47] Evil BEE: punch it
[13:47] Evil BEE: fuck i have to go
[13:47] Evil BEE: i'll b back for u thought
[13:47] SubmissiveGuy: yes ma'am
[13:47] Evil BEE: u better not have another mistress on the side
[13:48] Evil BEE: i dont like to share my bitches
[13:48] SubmissiveGuy: i dont mistress
[13:48] Evil BEE: good boy
[13:48] SubmissiveGuy: i just wanna let you know when u come back i have humiliating pics of me in girls clothing i can send you
[13:49] Evil BEE: great then u can send them now
[13:49] Evil BEE: looks like i wont be leaving quite right now after all
[13:51] Evil BEE: why is my inbox still empty?
[13:51] SubmissiveGuy: im getting the pics now mistress
[13:51] Evil BEE: well hurry up, i dont like to be kept waiting
[13:51] SubmissiveGuy:
[13:52] Evil BEE: what? no make up?
[13:52] Evil BEE: and u call this pic humiliating? this is garbage
[13:52] SubmissiveGuy: i have some with makeup
[13:52] SubmissiveGuy:

[13:53] Evil BEE: thats better
[13:53] SubmissiveGuy:

[13:54] SubmissiveGuy: i also have a pic of my 3 1/2-4 inch penis
[13:54] Evil BEE: We'll get to that, dont jump ahead of urself
[13:55] SubmissiveGuy: ok mistress
[13:55] Evil BEE: is ur little tiny penis hard?
[13:55] SubmissiveGuy: what are you gonna do with my pictures mistress
[13:55] SubmissiveGuy: and yes its hard
[13:55] Evil BEE: what do u think i should do with ur pics?
[13:55] Evil BEE: i'ld like to post them for everyone to see
[13:56] Evil BEE: i wanna make u look like the fool u are
[13:56] SubmissiveGuy: where do u wanna post them
[13:56] Evil BEE: where ever the hell i want, its not ur place to ask me
[13:56] SubmissiveGuy: im sorry
[13:57] SubmissiveGuy: i also have a foot fetish i love girls feet i think they are beautiful
[13:57] SubmissiveGuy: i would love to worship your feet
[13:58] Evil BEE: u have to earn that right
[13:58] SubmissiveGuy: yes ma'am

[13:58] SubmissiveGuy:
[13:59] Evil BEE: is that the best u got?
[13:59] Evil BEE: that picture is too dark, i'm gettin really impatient with u
[13:59] SubmissiveGuy:
[14:00] Evil BEE: LMAO PATHETIC, just like u are
[14:01] Evil BEE: u call that a penis? its more like a limp noodle
[14:02] SubmissiveGuy: i know mistress i dont deserve to heven have a penis
[14:02] Evil BEE: no u dont
[14:02] Evil BEE: u should tuck it under like the bitch u are
[14:03] SubmissiveGuy: i was thinking of getting it removed mistress
[14:03] Evil BEE: who the hell are u to think?
[14:03] Evil BEE: u dont need to think anything
[14:03] Evil BEE: u just need to do what i tell u
[14:04] Evil BEE: i'll decide if u remove ur penis or not
[14:04] SubmissiveGuy: yes mistress, understood
[14:05] Evil BEE: for now, i say keep the little thing
[14:05] Evil BEE: its much more humiliating to have a small dick then no dick at all, haha
[14:06] SubmissiveGuy: yes ma'ma
[14:06] SubmissiveGuy: how extreme are you mistress?
[14:06] Evil BEE: I'm as extreme as I want to be bitch
[14:06] Evil BEE: dont fuckin question me asshole
[14:06] SubmissiveGuy: bc i used to have a mistress 4 years ago that moved away and she made me eat shit and drink pee
[14:07] Evil BEE: just for that, i think u need to take a rock and hit ur penis with it at least 10 times
[14:07] Evil BEE: i'll give u time to get the rock but do it now u incompetent asshole
[14:07] SubmissiveGuy: yes mistress
[14:08] Evil BEE: ur fat ass better be running to get it done right this minute
[14:09] SubmissiveGuy: i have the rock mistress
[14:09] Evil BEE: then what the fuck are u waiting for
[14:09] Evil BEE: u know what i expect u to do with it
[14:09] SubmissiveGuy: yes mistress im doing it now
[14:10] Evil BEE: u better be cryin from pain u fuckin shit head
[14:11] SubmissiveGuy: tears are starting to run down my check
[14:11] Evil BEE: then ur not doing it hard enough
[14:11] Evil BEE: i want u bawling like the bitch u are
[14:12] SubmissiveGuy: ye...yes mis....mistress
[14:13] Evil BEE: i want u do grab something big and hard thats phallic shaped
[14:13] Evil BEE: guess what i want u to do with it
[14:13] SubmissiveGuy: what mistress
[14:14] Evil BEE: I want u to stick it up ur ass and leave it there, but it better be big and wide, i want it to be so big that ur have to clentch ur teeth the whole time its up there
[14:14] SubmissiveGuy: like a toilet plunger
[14:15] Evil BEE: not the stick sick the sucky side, but a toilet plunger probably wont work
[14:15] Evil BEE: u need something big and hard
[14:16] Evil BEE: are u lookin around or what?
[14:16] SubmissiveGuy: yes
[14:16] Evil BEE: learn how to multi task idiot
[14:16] Evil BEE: i need u t o do what i say when i say and respond to me promptly
[14:16] SubmissiveGuy: i cant find anything mistress
[14:17] Evil BEE: u cant or ur not trying?
[14:17] Evil BEE: ur starting to infuriate me
[14:17] SubmissiveGuy: what about a golf club?
[14:17] Evil BEE: thats too thin
[14:17] Evil BEE: what part of something THICK dont u understand?
[14:17] SubmissiveGuy: a water bottle?
[14:18] Evil BEE: i hope u still have the rock because i want u do hit ur penis with it a few more times for being such an idiot
[14:18] SubmissiveGuy: yes mistress, how about a full water bottle?
[14:18] Evil BEE: how big is the water bottle?
[14:19] SubmissiveGuy: ummm its fat
[14:19] Evil BEE: why do i have the feeling that ur lying
[14:19] SubmissiveGuy: it looks like this
[14:19] Evil BEE: good boy
[14:20] Evil BEE: stick it up ur asshole and leave it there til i say otherwise
[14:20] SubmissiveGuy: yes my beautiful mistress
[14:21] Evil BEE: did u get it up there or what?
[14:21] Evil BEE: answer quickly !
[14:22] SubmissiveGuy: yes its up my ass i have to stand bc it hurts so much
[14:22] Evil BEE: good boy
[14:22] Evil BEE: ur finally starting to comply
[14:22] SubmissiveGuy: i am alowed to stand right mistress or do i have to sit?
[14:23] Evil BEE: u may stand, i think it may slide out if u sit and we dont want it to slide out just yet
[14:24] SubmissiveGuy: unless i make sure mt ass is on the chair making the bottle stay in place....damnit why did i just say that
[14:24] Evil BEE: u fuckin moron
[14:24] Evil BEE: i think u like hitting ur penis with the rock dont u?
[14:24] SubmissiveGuy: no mistress tthat hurts like hell
[14:25] Evil BEE: u wanted extreme didnt u?
[14:25] SubmissiveGuy: yes
[14:25] Evil BEE: well u got it u little pig fucker
[14:25] Evil BEE: now do as i say
[14:25] SubmissiveGuy: yes ma'am
[14:25]Evil BEE: u better be in pain, u better be crying
[14:26] SubmissiveGuy: i am mistress
[14:26] Evil BEE: look at u, beating ur penis with a rock and a water bottle in ur ass
[14:26] Evil BEE: i want proof
[14:26] Evil BEE: show me a pic
[14:27] SubmissiveGuy: i dont have a camera right now mistress thouse pics i've had for a few years
[14:27] Evil BEE: You fuckin LIAR
[14:27] SubmissiveGuy: im not lying i never lie
[14:27] Evil BEE: ur ass better still be hitting ur penis with that fuckin rock
[14:28] SubmissiveGuy: im doing everything you are saying
[14:28] SubmissiveGuy: i am mistress
[14:28] SubmissiveGuy: i havent stoped
[14:29] Evil BEE: now tell me, u said ur old mistress made u eat ur own shit
[14:29] SubmissiveGuy: yes mistress
[14:30] Evil BEE: for the record, i dont care to be compared to other mistresses
[14:30] Evil BEE: however. did u enjoy eatin ur own shit
[14:30] SubmissiveGuy: not really mistress
[14:30] Evil BEE: great, sounds like something i may ask u to do the next time u fuck up
[14:31] Evil BEE: would u prefer to beat ur penis with a rock or eat shit?
[14:31] SubmissiveGuy: idk
[14:31] Evil BEE: pick one and dont lie
[14:31] SubmissiveGuy: beat my penis with a rock
[14:32] Evil BEE: fuck it, i'll have u do both
[14:32] Evil BEE: are u hungry Mr Sparkles?
[14:33] SubmissiveGuy: no mistress
[14:33] Evil BEE: i'll ask again...
[14:33] Evil BEE: are u hungry Mr Sparkles?
[14:33] Message: SubmissiveGuy is offline

I guess I got a little too extreme for him.

In any case, it was actually quite boring after a while. I mean I'm use to doing the whole mistress thing. I had a dominatrix character that I played during the time I was a phone sex operator.

Of course my specialty has always been financial domination, which I was hoping to achieve had the asshole been more compliant. After all, Christmas is just right around the corner.

In either case, I don't think I'll be hearing from this guy again.

I should really get back into phone sex... I apparently still have a lot of pent up anger that I need to release and I must admit that acting like such a nasty, mean bitch, hits the spot just right...