I have a dirty little secret:
Sometimes at night, when Frijolero is fast asleep... I sniff his butt hairs to see if they smell like re-fried beans.
I don't have an ass fetish or anything and certainly not a hair ass crack fetish but I have nothing better to do.
He likes to walk around like his ass don't stink but it smells like butt. Not re-fried beans or strawberries... Just good ol' fashion ass...
I like smelling his butt because he has an anal phobia, so I violate his personal butt space because I know it would really bother him if he knew that I was that close to his anus.
He's got really long ass hairs... So long that I've even thought about braiding them while he's asleep then slipping him a laxative in the morning.
Just imagine he's taking a shit, when to his horror, he has clumps of shit entangled in his ass hairs, LMAO.
That would be hilarious.
I'm gonna save that prank for a day when he's got me really nice and angry.
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