Thursday, June 26, 2008

The Death of a Toothbrush

I've had one of those battery operated toothbrushes for months now. The battery ran out pretty quick and I was too lazy and too cheap to buy it batteries.

Eventually, I bought new batteries to replace the old ones but when I put them in, nothing happened.

I changed the position of the batteries just in case I had placed them in the wrong way... but nothing happened.

My battery operated toothbrush just died on me for no apparent reason and I never even got to really use it for the original reason that I had bought it to begin with.

Yes, I had intentions of masturbating with my toothbrush and yes I have other toys, but I really just wanted to try out my toothbrush cause it was all vibratey and stuff.

And now I'll never know what might have been cause my toothbrush is dead.

Luckily, Cornholio's toothbrush still works, and I got to experiment with it this morning, but shhhh, don't tell him that.

So here's to my purple, battery operated toothbrush who's life span was cut unexpectedly due to some kind of malfunction.

You will be missed, but luckily, you were easy to replace.

In Memory of Purple Battery Operated Toothbrush
February 2008 - June 2008


Anonymous said...

Please tell me your joking... LMAO

The Life of a Jersey Lesbian said...

the scary thing is that she's not joking LoL

Anonymous said...

Ur a fucking bitch. Now mine died ya jinx! And I used mine for the right reasons!!! I hate u... grrrr