So while other moms asked for jewelry from their spouses or crappy ass homemade gifts from their children, I had something very different in mind that I wanted for Mother's Day.
All I really wanted was a stripper pole. That's not asking for too much, is it?
All I really wanted was a stripper pole. That's not asking for too much, is it?
Can you believe that I actually got it?
I was surprised, too...
So now, sitting in the middle of my living room (how appropriate) is a big, shiny, brass, stripper pole and I couldn't be any happier.
I don't know how in the world Frijolero ever agreed to get me a stripper pole considering how, ummm, friendly I get with my girlfriends, especially while under the influence of alcohol.
This is guaranteed to get me in a lot of trouble, but I'm gonna have a lot of fun doing it... hehe...
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