Back On Craigslist

I know I've kept you all waiting for so long now, but I haven't had a chance to post nothing, mostly due to computer issues at work.

I would've posted from home, but who wants to sit on a computer all day when you don't have to?

So I've been naughty on craigslist again. I just couldn't help myself. These guys just make it all sooo easy.

This was my ad:

Lets have some fun tonight - w4m - 24 (MD/DC/VA)

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Reply to: pers-888868601@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2008-10-22, 10:10AM EDT


I am 24 year old, single, white, female, height/weight proportionate, just lookin to have a good time tonight or this weekend, or if I like you enough, maybe even both.

You should be white, male, 21-35, easy on the eyes, relationship status is irrelevant. I can keep a secret if you can.

Please reply with a pic. I'll send you mine. As always, my inbox was flooded within minutes of the posting. I got a lot of replies, but this game isn't nearly as fun when played alone and sober as it is when you're buzzed and in good company.

But anyways, here are the replies:

Victim #1:
Hey,

I do have pics but they were too big to send through craigslist. If you get back to me I can send on over. I am 5'10". with green eyes, short dark hair, weigh 178 lbs and in great shape and very easy on the eyes. I do like going out and hitting a happy hour and what not.

Hope to hear from you

My reply:
You sound really sexy by your description. I'll let you in on a little secret... you dont have to take me to happy hour... every hour is happy hour! some might even say I have a drinking problem, but i say its only a problem if i dont drink, lol
soooo why dont you tell me about the kinda things u wannna do to me.
how big s ur penis?
i hope your kinky cause im into anal type shit and lately ive had some major anal secretions running out my anal canal.

His reply:
anal secretions out your anal canal? now that sounds like a problem. love the kinky shit. and the penis is 8 inches long and thick. it will get damn deep in you and stretch you good. glad you are as much of a drinker as I am. Is it too early to start now? would love for you to suck on this dick for a while. get it all wet before i slide it in ya. tell me what you look like.

My reply back:
actually, i'm alreadya little, whooo hooo... i hit a few before i got here, lol
i dont know how theses people sdont notice,lol dumb asses
the anal secreations arent a big deal. i'm just a little self concious about my weight sometimes so i take these anti-fat pills. i'm 5'5 110 lbs, blond hair, blue eyes. i use to take laxatives but thats worse then the anal secretions.
but yea, so u like you dick sucked? i like to suck and bite. it might hurt at first but only for a little while, youll like the pain.. i promise ;)

His reply back:
so these secretions, do they puss. because that's has got to be slightly uncomfortable.

My reply back:
no no, not puss, its like grease oil, its a fat blocker pill and its like i literally shit oil. but sometimes it just falls out randomly without warning. just slides out. but it doesnt smelll like shit or nothing just thought i should warn u cause it would be awkward if u saw like all this orange stuff secreting from my anus u know

His reply back:
i appreciate the heads up. well we can just think of it like extra lube. Do you have a pic?

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Victim #2:
will be in the DC area in a couple of weeks. interested in meeting and having coffee, etc.?

My Reply:
No, I don't want fucking coffee. I wanna fuck... and not in a few week. Like today or this weekend.
I'm horny now, who cares about what happens in a couple of weeks. I could be on my period in a couple of weeks or have anal secretions dripping out my ass. A couple of weeks serves me no purpose.
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Victim #3:
I never know what to start with, everything usually sounds pretty cheesy. Anyway, I'm Dave. I'm 27. I'm going to be in the DC area today. I make regular trips up here. Looking for someone to hang out with when I get all my tasks done for the day. Talk to you later.

Dave
(pic supposed to be here if it doesn't go through)

My reply:
dave do you drink? i drink... a lot... hope u dont mind... its not really a problem
you kinda look like my friends ex, but his name wasnt dave, it was.... fuck i really dont remember what his name was... anyways, all irrelevant... steve i think? no thats not it
anyways, you can take me out to happy hour or something. i'm a really cheap date and we could go back to a hotel, or my moms basement. i live on my own but i really dont wanna take a stranger home. just wanna fuck, u know what i mean
maybe the backseat of your car... i really dont care, i just need some booze and dick

His Reply:
Sounds good to me. Do you have a pic?
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Victim #4:
hey cool, iam actually have a girlfriend live with her, but i like to sneak out at nights and make u blow your mind, i'm26 so if u are interesting hit me back, i live in aexandria right off 395 what about u?

My reply:
i dont know why u even bothered to mention the fact that u have a girlfriend that you live with...
I said that relationship status was irrelevant but that doesnt mean i really cared to know that u have a gf
Now you've made shit all uncomfortable and I feel like a dirty whore
thanx alot for ruining my day jackass
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Victim #5:

my name is tony i am good looking 26 6-0 230 , down to earth very sexual man, 8 inches dick nice 6 pack hit me up lets hang out i can host or come over,

My reply:
you do realize that your black right?

His reply back:

yep i am black AND I AM A PROUD, WHATS THE PROBLEM?

OBAMA IS BLACK

My reply back:
i'm looking for a white male... i had specified that in my ad
i'm not into dark chocolate
and i dont really give a shit about obama or mccain for that matter so i dont even know why u went there
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Victim #6:
hey ma, i'm interested in your ad. tell me if you like what u see?

My reply:
ummmm, maybe i've gone color blind but you look black...

His reply:
Damn right I am. Proud to be black and proud to support Obama

My reply back:
Should I assume that you're also in favor of the No Child Left Behind Act? you're ass obviously can't read. i clearly stated i'm lookin for a WHITE man. Go learn how to read, dumb ass. and before you accuse me of being rasict, let me just say this... yes, yes I am. if you would've taken the time to read the whole fucking ad, this little problem could've been prevented. But obviously all you cared about was gettin some of this white pussy. well u can't have my white pussy. so why don't you take your big, fat, 9" cock and go fuck the other black guy who also replied to my ad and mentioned some shit about Obama cause I dont give a fuck

His reply back:
WHITE BITCH
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I still got a ton of emails coming in, so I might keep on posting through the day, depending on how bored I get.

Why are you men so easy?

UPDATE: Here are some more emails:

Victim #7:
Hi 26 Persian male here from Montgomery county. im 6'1 220lbs athletic and built. shaved head, brown eyes, tan skin. some tats on me. I was wondering if you are into being shared by more then one man at the same time. if so me and my boy would like to double penetrate that pussy and ass. write me back if you are real?

Thanks

My Reply:
sounds kinky
one thing though... i've been having these anal secretions lately... some might find it a turn on.... actually a lot of people i think are turned on by my anal secretions.
so when and where?

His Reply:
Wow that's hot. what race are you? can you describe yourself? We can hang out at my place in Germantown Maryland. Whenever? today is a good day. Tonight? what do you prefer?

My Reply back:
i prefer white but fuck it i'll take a Persian, Himalayan, amputee, whatever, dick is dick right?
i'm white, some people would consider me to be trailer park trash but its just the stereotype that i get from living in a trailer park.
My trailer is actually pretty clean.
i'm 5'5 110lbs, and i'm sure you'd love my white pussy and your friend would love my ass secretions. or will u be fucking my ass?

my only request is that u buy me a 40oz and a bottle of vodka. cant get freaky freaky till i'm nice and toastee,, know what i mean?

His reply:
yeh that's not a problem. Do you drive or will I have to pick you up? do you have a picture? can you send please? here is our pic. im 8 inches long and thick and he is about 7 and thick. send us a pic and the vodka is no problem. what kind do you like?

My reply:
your cute... but ur friend looks like a stalker, psycho, serial killer. do u think he would mind if we like covered his head or something
i really would like to get down with u so i'm willin to fuck ur friend, but i just dont want him lookin at me
the look in his eyeballs creeps me out
if not, i understand. maybe he'll look better and not so scary once i'm a little buzzed
i'll send u a pic as soon as i get out of here (2 pm), and head home. hope u dont mind the wait
u can get the cheap vodka if u want, i dont have a preference as long as it gets me where i want to be

I've Been Very Naughty... Again...

After the whole craigslist thing, I decided that I was curious to see what would happen if I tried combining 2 of my favorite passtimes together: placing bogus ads on craigslist and pretending to be a white promiscuous slut on yahoo who only chats with Indians.

So I placed yet another ad on craigslsit (yea, I know I said I'd stop... so I lied, get over it). This was the ad:

Looking for a Virgin - w4m - 35 (maryland)

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Reply to: pers-835142826@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2008-09-10, 10:59AM EDT


I am a hot, attractive and very experience 35 year old woman whose ultimate fantasy is to have sex with a virgin.

I would prefer someone who is foreign to the country, like possibly Indian or African. I like the idea of corrupting people who aren't use to the concept of sex with no strings attached.

However any virgin will do. My only requirement is that you be at least 21 years old or older.

Yet again, it didn't take long for my inbox to become flooded with emails. Unfortunatly, this time around my ad was flagged after only 20 minutes. However, that was all the time I needed to get caught up being naughty again. So here we go again for the 2nd time this week. Fuck, it's only Wednesday. What the hell is wrong with me?

So here goes another set of collection of emails with my replies. You'll notice that this time it was a little harder to shake one of the guys off. Guess it took him a while to figure out that maybe my offer wasn't as appealing as it sounded:

Email #1:
I am hoping this post is real. i'll do anything, anything to be with you and have you corrupt me. i am 26 years old virgin, middle eastern, fooled around but i have never had an intercourse, i have been looking for an older lady to teach me, show me what good sex really is , i have been looking for ages but i either blowed some opportunities or wasn't lucky enough, i hope i am luck enough today. please reply soon, you don't know how much i want this.

I have more pics if you want, i'll send them . can't wait to join you in your fantasy and have my fantasy and yours cum true... reply soon.

My Reply:

How have you managed to stay a virgin so long??? Ur sooo super sexy. You've got a quality about you that reminds me of borat, hes so hot, but you're hotter. You look soo manly and I know that you could really put it down on me once I show you how to do it.
My vagina just got soo wet lookin at you and I just cant wait to take advantage of your little foreign ass.
I'm gonna email you my picture when I get out of work so u can see what I look like. I think u'd be pleasantly surprised.
In the meantime, let me tell you about what kinda things i like sexually.

I am a very kinky... I like to have my hair pulled, ass smacked, nipples pinched till they turn red. I wanna tie you up to the bed and tickle you with feathers, then pour hot wax on you and rip out all your chest hairs one by one. I'll pull down you pants, blow on ur dick and make you hard, then smack it till it goes soft again. I'll blow u again and get u hard, then I'll put my wet dripping pussy right on top your dick and glide down. I'll fuck the shit out of u and smack you hard while I'm doing it. I wanna stick a cork screw up ur ass or maybe something longer and thicker like a cucumber, because your about to become my bitch.... I'm so excited to meet up with u....

His reply back:
oh my god . you have no idea how much i am longing for this. how much i want it soo bad .. and how much i want you so bad, i can't wait to see your pic when you get out of work , and also to know your address so i can come over and get the fun started.

as i told you , i just don't know how i didn't get laid till now, it was always no luck even with some compliments i get from other girls and like yourself. i want us to fuck soo hard and soo long as i always dreamed of . you have no idea, how much i am looking for this.

My cock is so hard just thinking about you and what you told me we will be doing. I want you to take full advantage of me, baby. do anything you want.

looking forward to seeing you soon.

My reply back:
I've got sooo many things that I want to do to u... I'm gonna sit on your face and your gonna lick up all of my vaginal fluids... i may squirt in your mouth so be prepared to drink it like its water. I'm gonna please both your penis and your asshole because I know that you would love to have me shove things up your ass once i pop your penile cherry.

I hope that you don't mind the taste of my vagina cause I've heard that there it has a tart taste and a rather unpleasant smell. But other then that I think we could have a lot of fun together.

I think its best if we met up at your place or at a hotel because my ex-boyfriend is still currently living with me and he would more then likely be upset that I brought another man over to the house, unless he was also invited to join in.

His reply back:
I think it'd be good to get a room in a hotel as i have roommates living with me now and i just wanna have you totally for me tonight, so we can get all wild and crazy together, forget the whole world while in bed with each other, I can't wait till you do every single idea you have on mind... i won't mind your vaginal juices at all. i am sure i will love them . tell me. baby , do you shave down there? would you like to shave my pubic hair ?
I just keep thinking of you and get harder and bigger , i wanna have you tons of times. you sound like lots of fun and i am sure we will enjoy each other to the fullest, i just hope you ill be patient with me ...

what area should we get the hotel room at ??

My reply back:

great! so hotel it is... u never told me what area u live in so I can have some sort of clue of where to get us a room.
my pussy is sooo hairy its like a wild african forest. My pussy hairs are soo long I could braid them if I wanted. My last boyfriend would always complain about my long pussy hairs because I refused to shave, but I know you'd love to suck on my super engorged clitoris and pussy hairs.

We could shave your pubic hairs if you like cause sometimes my pussy hairs get tangled with other peoples pubic hairs and then we get stuck together which isnt alot of fun when you havent showed in 3 days.

I look forward to hearing from u... be sure to let me know what area ur close to so i can get a room..

His reply back:
i live in fairfax, VA .. .. i was thinking i will shave it for you but i forgot the "me" part in that scentence, hehehe . i am so hairy right now , i don't mind us getting tangled together down there. ofcourse , i would like to suck on your clitoris and everything you have ...

what time do you get off work ? and what time do you think we can meet ? i have a car and can drive to any hotel or place in the area..
where do you live/work ?

i can't wait to be with you, babe

My reply back:
I'm gettin sooo wet just thinking about u... Keep all ur pubs for me, I'll shave them for you when you come and see me.
I sent u my pic... its a nude so u can see exactly all of this juicy, plumb, goodness that you'll be gettin... I hope we can meet up on Friday cause i'm stuck in meetings today and tomorrow....
mmmm I just can't wait to see u in person cause thinking about you has got me clitoris errected!

His reply back:
oh baby, i wanna lay my hands on your .. i'll keep them for you to do whatever you want with them .. are you going to be off on friday? i hope you are so we can enjoy each other the whole day,
i am just getting so horny and hot now , you have idea how much i want to suck on that clitoris of yours, i can't wait to see you in person too. my cock is soo hard thinking about you too!!

My reply back:
I hope this means u loved my pic... I have to work Friday but I'll try to take off from work just for you...
I can't wait to pour hot sauce all over you're penis and watch u scream as it burns, then suck it all off... I'm gonna make u fuck my asshole with a baseball bat while you're eating my smelly cunt, and then once I come hard on your forehead, I'll let you stick you're little prink inside my moist batting cage.

Cant wait!!!! muuuuuuuah

His reply back:
mmmmmmmmm, you are soo wild you know that ?
is your name , Jez??
i wanna know the name of my new lover. are you gonna do all this things to a virgin who never felt a real pussy grabbing his dick and pleasing it ... i don't mind getting wild , soo soo wild with you , i like every single wild idea u told me about today, i wanna pull ur hair and pull ur vaginal hairs and spread the lips wild as i eat your cunt ... take off from work, baby , we both need this soo much ..

My reply back:
Yes, my name is Jez
I"m so exited to be with u, i think we'll have a good time... I hope that u dont mind going bareback.... I don't want to use a condom because i'm allergic to latex and condoms tend to get tangled in my long pubic hairs and get stuck. It really hurts.

I've been tested for std's and the last time I checked, all I had was genital warts and a mild case of gonorrhea. Nothing too serious, so it's no big deal...

I think you're gonna love the warmth of pussy. Dont get too startled if u see white specks in my pubic hairs... Its just a mild case of pubic lice which is why we should defiantly shave yours off.

His reply:
Jez, I am just wondering if you have pubic lice why don't you shave so it'd be easier to cure.

Are you taking any medications ?

My last and final reply:

Shaving leaves razor burns that make my pussy look like its infected with herpes.

I promise you wont get my pubic lice as long as we shave off all of your pubic hairs... believe me, I've had sex with lots of guys and none of them ever got my pubic lice... only chlamydia

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Email #2:

I am Indian Asian Male . I am 30yo clean professional male. I work in IT in silver spring.

Let me know if you want to meet.

wait for your reply

My reply back:
I'm gonna send u a pic when i get home from work... I know u'll love my sexy body... my face, not so much... but i know u wont mind...

I got soo wet when I saw the pic of your virgin penile shaft. My vaginal canal is dripping with cherry red juices, i'm sure you dont mind a little blood on your dick. I just tend to get so much hornier during my time of month.

I'm gonna suck you dry and then have u fuck me from behind while I reach back and pull harshly on your testicles. I wanna beat your balls like a punching bag.

Theres gonna be soo much blood running from my vagina that its gonna look like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre when I'm done with u.... oooo yea... mmmm... cant wait to get me a piece of ur sexy habibi ass...

His reply back:
wait for your pics . you really sound horny.

My reply back:

Here's my pic... its a nude... i figured u wouldnt mind since we're going to gettin very intimate very soon!!!
I'm so horny for your erected penile to enter this think ass, punani... u are going to be in heaven as I suffocate u with all my body weight...

It'll be ecstasy... leave me your number so I can call u later. muaaahhh baby

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Email #3:
Hi ,
It's embarrassing to say i am a virgin and i am 28. I have been monk all my life. and just released. I am here in US to pursue education. I am a good looking indian. Write to me .
J

My reply:

mmmm a virgin monk... thats soo naughty... u and me need to have a play date...
are u still a monk? I'd love to get under you monk dress and blow your brains out.
are u up for anything because i would to get my strap on and fuck u before you fuck me...
that maybe a little too much for u since u've never had sex, but I would love for you to stick you virginal monk penile shaft deep into my dark, moist, bat cave.
Who knows what might come crawling out of there since its been a while since i've had sex too. But it's like riding a bike, u never fall off.
I'm gonna put the death grip on your man organ and u'll be stuck to me like glue until I release u. I'd like for you to blow your load on my lips so I can kiss you and we both enjoy the taste of your seaman together.
I have a trick that I do with my vagina that i could show u afterwards... I like to shoot m&m's from my vagina. I have very good vaginal control and I think you would much appreciate it.

In case you're all wondering, this is the pic that I sent all of my "potential suitors":
You can see more of her here: Big Sophie.

I actually learned something doing this... Even on craigslist, Indians are way more interesting... Perhaps it's because they're English sucks and so they assume that everything I say is normal.

It could also be that their desperation to loose their virginity out weighs common sense and so they play the game longer then a normal sex-deprived man would.

Not even a picture of an overweight porn actress could deter these men.

I really need to find a better hobby then taunting sexually deprived, sexual deviants on the internet.

See how far a degree in psychology has gotten me?

A Naughty Little Shit I Am

So other then pretending to be people I'm not on yahoo, I've found a new more interesting way to pass time at work... Craigslist!

Too-Tall and I missed each others vagina's sooo much, so we decided to reconnect by being naughty. The Terrorist was also there but I guess because its Ramadan, she's not allowed to have fun. It's against her religion or something.

I think I'm more in shock that she's actually trying to be a good Muslim... for once. But good for her, because she's really naughty anyways. She's needs some God or Allah or something in her life. (Just kidding. You're not a naughty girl at all. Please don't blow me up.)

Too-Tall really needs Jesus in her life because she likes touching my tongue with her tongue and she likes it when I put my tits in her face.

This is all really irrelevant to Craiglist, so let me get back on track here.

Too-Tall and I posted the following ad on craigslist:

Bored and Jobless

Reply to: pers-831883753@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2008-09-07, 9:53PM EDT


I am female, sexy, and ready for anything. I'm currently unemployed so I have plenty of time to meet up tonight.

I'm really horny and need someone to fulfill my need. Currently on unemployment and own my own condo so we can meet up at my place.

I am looking for a hot, and sexy black male, 21-35, 6'0 or taller. Drug and disease free.

I need to have it put on me. If you send a pic, I will reply with a pic.

Who'd a thought that my inbox would receive 50 replies in like 20 minutes?

Here are some of the more interesting with our even more interesting replies:

Email #1:
Hello Baby,

Will afternoon time be cool with you, cos I am interested in your request, discreetion is important to me I hope you dont mind, however, we can meet in a public place if you dont like what you see we can part ways.

Dave.

Our reply:
Hi Dave,
yes we can meet in public... and i would bet you that you would not only love this face and body but you would love this wet ass pussy dripping with chlamydia sweat.... my shit is so fuckin wet drippin wit gonorrhea juice, and it feels extra wet and no one would know that its std oriented, its just between you and me... my name is Karen and i am from Alexandria, VA and I went to high point high school... ask anyone and i am hot shit there, this pussy attracts black, white, asian, arab, any type of dick cause the pussy is like that... my shit be squirtin herpe juice cause it stays so lubricated i have so many infections the shit is unreal but its okay because it feels good to the penis and i love to please the penis... my house number is 703-***-****... if you want this pussy ask for my mommy Deborah, aka Debbie.
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Email #2:
Hi,

Midnight works for me. I am home alone but Im 5'7 47 bk m. if you want to.. then email me back with direction

Our reply:
hey i live in Alexandria,Va... my name is Karen... hit me jup if you trynna have some fun i want some big Arab penile in this fat ass juicy sticky ass stinky ass pussy of mine... i drive a blue camry, and my pubic hair is black and curly like Betty Boop... i like to masturbate with forks harshly against my clitoris along with any plumbing appliances such as a plunger that i can FULLY stick up my vaginal canal or any type of suction device that fits somewhat into my vajayjay. i am willing to allow suction devices through my anal canal as long as i get jolly ranchers in return. please let me know if they are multi flavors or only watermelon, because i honestly don't like watermelon flavor. Peace, love and health.

His reply back:

you can have any jolly ranger you want. i am ready are u

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Email #3:
6"5 black caribbean male just fired on thursdday have an appt at 2pm but would love to please u BEFORE then if possible iam stressed and NEED to realease lol its funny to find a fellow unemployed person lol anyway I do have a gf so if that's not a problem here iam send me what I need to know lol just got in from x roads lol a tad tipsy lol

Our reply:

hey boo bout to get off the computer but i wana talk to you...you got a number i can reach you at? i'l call blocked so ya girl wont have my number...... and you can give me an alias name if you like...

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Email #4:

Hi,

I saw your post and just had to respond! After all, what sane, heterosexual black male possessing a streak of romance and a pinch of adventurousness would NOT want to explore the possibility of a no-strings, sensual encounter with a woman who is as in touch with her sensuality as you (smile)?

As for who I am, I am a black lawyer who doubles as a lobbyist and law professor (PLEASE don't let that scare you away -- not ALL lawyers and lobbyists are crooks and liars (smile)). I was born in the South, raised abroad, and I now work in DC and live in Northern Virginia.

Physically, I am 6' 1" tall. I am about 195 pounds. I have brown hair and brown eyes. But getting beyond those shallow characteristics, I would describe myself as passionate, fun, adventurous, spontaneous, curious, responsible, mature, intelligent, sensual, discreet, drug- and disease-free, and a romantic.

I have many passions, both inside and outside of the bedroom. I’d love to find someone to share them with.

I'd love to learn more about you, and I hope to hear back from you so we can begin to make those memories together (smile)!

Please know that if I don't hear from you, I will be forced to resume my heretofore unsuccessful practice of hurling grocery carts in the pathways of attractive women who I encounter in the aisles of Whole Foods. Save the ankles of these unsuspecting women. Write me!

Sincerely,

M

Our reply:
Just so you know... I really don't give a shit what you do for a living... you could be a drug dealer for all i care, as long as your disease free, we're good ... i'm not lookin to be wined and dined... just some hot sex and good dick and some one who is easy on the eyes to lay it on me.

you seem to match the description of some one who would peak my interest. apparently there are a lot of idiots on craigslist who can't read, because I could've sworn I specified that I was looking for a black make 6'0 or taller (as you claim to be) and yet, my inbox has been flooded with people who are white, latin and all other shades of the rainbow, not to mention they're midgets.

Just by your writing, I can tell we'd click. You didn't mention your age. Please tell me your not an old fart because I don't dig the whole viagra thing...

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Email #5:
I know I am over your age requirement but thought i would give it a shot. I am 42 ys old and need excitement. Let's chat!

Our reply:
Honestly baby boy... I wasnt lookin for an older man, but your pic has got me wetter than the amazon river... i wana put this thick ass pussy on that phat ass dick baby... ready to ride you and give you a taste of this African punani...i got all sorts of spider webs and scoprions crawlin out of this vajayjay, ready to give you an exotic adventure you've never experienced.... just sit back, relax and enjoy the ride i'll give you and i promise you that penile will be in ecstasy... i want you to cum specifically in my left eye ball... thank you baby boy... mmmm i cant wait..... yyyuummm... ps my name is Nikki "Karen" Woldebiest.. but I'm better known as KAREN... mmm you are making me so fuckin wet i cant even lie... call me...

His reply back:

Wow! I wasn't expecting such a wonderful response! That pic of you got all ten inches rising!

You told me to call you baby but there is no number! I hope you love to beaten because that is my specialty!

PS

Keep the scorpions!

Emails are still coming and this is a lot more entertaining then we both expected. And yes they all did send pictures which I have chosen not to post cause even though I'm an asshole, I do have common decency. Besides, humiliation was never the purpose of this little game to begin with.

Being an internet asshole is a good way to pass time at work. I recommend it to anyone with waaaay too much time on their hands.

On a whole different matter... Angry Girlfriend is officially 1-year-old. I'm still not famous and I still don't think anyone reads my blogs. If anyone out there is actually reading this, send me a birthday wish... and a present... (Just thought I'd try).