As my friends have been watching me fester in my anger and madness, the one thing that I've heard from them over and over is, "Don't worry. Karma can be a bitch. That asshole is gonna get what's coming to him".
Well, kids. It's time for an Angry Girlfriend reality check. Sometimes Karma needs a little kick in the ass.
I'm not gonna sit here and wait for some magical Karma to kick in years and years later when I'm no longer bitter.
I AM KARMA, BITCH!!!
Of course most of you are probably thinking that I've lost most of my sanity and am working on pure emotion.
But I assure you. I don't think I've ever seen things more clearly in my life.
It's obvious that I'm only angry because (dare I say it?)... *gulp* I cared... Thats the first and last time you wil ever see any weakness out of me.
I'm gonna stop there because if I keep going, you'll only realize how evil I really am.
I'm a saint and those horns poking out the top of my head are only there to support my halo.