Friday, January 11, 2008

The Next Bubbly Bitch

I’m sure most people by now have heard of that annoyingly catchy song “Bubbly”. The song drives me nuts. I absolutely cant stand it and yet whenever it comes on the radio, I find myself both pissed off and singing along.

I have to admit though. Even if the song doesn’t annoy the shit out of me, that “Bubbly” bitch has got some luck on her side. She needs to rub some off on me. You gotta give this chic credit. She learns how to play the guitar like 3 years ago, decides to write a song and post it on MySpace which obviously generated some serious hits, then becomes famous for it all and gets a record deal.

When I decided to steal my step-sisters acoustic guitar 3 weeks (it’s not as bad as it sounds. She wasn’t gonna learn to play it anyways), it was because I was inspired by the Bubbly bitch.

So far, learning how to play the guitar hasn’t gone all that well, but it has only been 3 weeks, and I did manage to write a partial song. I decided that I call myself “The Next Bubbly Bitch”.

So here it is. Angry Girlfriend presents “The Next Bubbly Bitch”. This song was inspired by a friend of mine. I’d give you the name, but she’d kill me. The songs not much, but it’s a start. I like to call this song, “Tonsil Hockey in His Beamer”:

He was Young, but he was really hot
Whenever I saw him, I’d wanna hit it on the spot
We’d flirt at work – everyday
Until one day, he blew me away

His aggressiveness really made me wet
That’s when I knew – I’d let him have me
No regrets

We were playing tonsil hockey in his beamer
Tonsil Hockey
Tonsil Hockey in his beamer
Tonsil Hockey
I wanna grab his wiener

So that’s all the lyrics I have for that song. I have a melody in my head but to explain it is harder to do. So yeah, that’s my song so far. Maybe, I’ll end up getting famous on MySpace and maybe not. More likely not, but I can dream can’t I?

If any of you bastards try to steal my idea, I’m gonna kick someone’s sorry ass. I’m the Next Bubbly Bitch, dammit!

Look! I even created a new MySpace page. I'm already on my way to the top, lol

The Next Bubbly Bitch

Am I crazy? Abso-fuckin-lutley!

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