I can't remember the last time I've been pulled over by the police. I have a clean driving record and the last time I was pulled over had to be well over 8 years ago.
Today, the unthinkable happened and I was pulled over... For speeding... In a school zone... Doesn't get much better than that. Luckily it was before school hours and I was only going about 6 MPH over the speed limit. But still, it sucks.
I apologized to the officer and started to explain that I had just moved to that part of town and wasn't familiar with where I was going, but I'm not going to make excuses because I should have been paying closer attention, and handed him my license and registration. He was pretty cool about the whole thing, but all the same I got a ticket.
Minutes before I was pulled over, I was chatting with Titusville and this is the exact transcript from the conversation I had with him before I left the house. This was the conversation:
8:09 AM Titusville: good luck. dont speed
8:10 AM Me: I wont
Five minutes later....
8:15 AM Me: Got pulled over
8:15 AM Titusville: nahuh
8:16 AM Me: Yep
8:16 AM Titusville: c'mon! I just told you to not speed
Yes, this really happened. And yes, I do blame you, Titusville. You put that shit in the air and I got pulled over.
So now I have a nice little court summons to deal with but the officer assured me that since I have a clean driving record, more then likely, it will get dismissed.
All the same... It's your fault, you dirty bastard. LOL