So, I totally bombed at my attempt to do the photo 365 challenge. I've also done a lousy job at blogging. That has a lot to do with the fact that I actually have a life now. Getting a divorce, happens to be the best thing I've ever done. Obviously, having never gotten married in the first place would have been a better option, but it is what it is.
I have tons of things to blog about and not enough time. First world problems.
So for now, I'll give you this much:
I've gotten involved in another photo challenge, only this time, it's one project a week, which I think will end up working out in the long wrong then my previous fail at the 365 project.
We're heading into week for.
Here's a glance at the previous 3 weeks:
Week 1: Landscape Focus with Trees
Week 2: Lighting
Week 3: Still Life - Fruit
I will try harder to blog again, like the old days. But, so many things have changed since my "Angry Girlfriend" days. I may need to change names. Just a thought.
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Sunday, January 26, 2014
Thursday, September 6, 2012
Gay Man
So I had posted a link to this video on my Facebook page a little earlier today:
With the video, I posted this status: Sometimes, I wish I was a gay man. I could have a penis and still have all the perks of being a feminine sans a menstrual cycle.
What I really wanted to say was: Sometime, I wish I was a gay man. I could have a penis and still have all the perks of being a feminine sans a menstrual cycle and still suck dick and take it up the ass.
Probably a little too much for Facebook though, huh? Yeah, that's what I figured. Just thought I'd share here.
With the video, I posted this status: Sometimes, I wish I was a gay man. I could have a penis and still have all the perks of being a feminine sans a menstrual cycle.
What I really wanted to say was: Sometime, I wish I was a gay man. I could have a penis and still have all the perks of being a feminine sans a menstrual cycle and still suck dick and take it up the ass.
Probably a little too much for Facebook though, huh? Yeah, that's what I figured. Just thought I'd share here.
Monday, February 27, 2012
Trying To Be Not So Angry
There are maybe 3 people that I hate in this whole world. Like hate, hate and wish death upon hate.
Wait, that sounds bad. Three people to wish death upon is kind of a high number? Blame it on me being a narcissist. The only other person I give a shit about other then myself and my son is Titusville. I've known that fucker a long time. Fuck, does he get under my skin. I don't know half the time if I want to have crazy, wild sex with him or kill him. Maybe a mixture of both. We do play hard.
As for the people I want dead. I hate you. You know it, I know it. No need to be coy about it. The only reason I don't wish you dead is because it would vastly effect The Boy. Well, just that particular one. Guess that gives that one away. The other two, I could give a shit about.
Well technically the second is also related to my The Boy. I just don't think he'd notice or care because you're fat and ugly and kind of a bitch. Did I say kinda? I take it back. You are a bitch. I don't know how your husband doesn't cheat on you. He must be a better man then most, or really good at hiding his shit. Maybe that's why he's always drunk.
As for the third, not even worth mentioning so there goes that.
There's an honorable forth mention. I don't wish you death. I just don't like you cause you lie. A lot. Like all the fucking time. Seriously? What's the point of lying so much? Especially cause you can't keep your stories straight and you get caught every fucking time? You should work on that. Either stop lying or learn to lie and not get caught. Just saying.
The more I think about it, there's a lot people I don't like. Maybe I should relocate somewhere where I could become the President and dictate who gets to move into the country and who's ugly, fat, or a waste of space. I will call Angry Girlfriendapolis.
I might need a better name then that.
Stupid, fat, ugly people who use to work at whorehouses are not permitted. I still think it's hilarious that you call me a whore but you ACTUALLY sold your vagina for money. By definition and technicality doesn't that make YOU a whore? Just saying.
Wait, that sounds bad. Three people to wish death upon is kind of a high number? Blame it on me being a narcissist. The only other person I give a shit about other then myself and my son is Titusville. I've known that fucker a long time. Fuck, does he get under my skin. I don't know half the time if I want to have crazy, wild sex with him or kill him. Maybe a mixture of both. We do play hard.
As for the people I want dead. I hate you. You know it, I know it. No need to be coy about it. The only reason I don't wish you dead is because it would vastly effect The Boy. Well, just that particular one. Guess that gives that one away. The other two, I could give a shit about.
Well technically the second is also related to my The Boy. I just don't think he'd notice or care because you're fat and ugly and kind of a bitch. Did I say kinda? I take it back. You are a bitch. I don't know how your husband doesn't cheat on you. He must be a better man then most, or really good at hiding his shit. Maybe that's why he's always drunk.
As for the third, not even worth mentioning so there goes that.
There's an honorable forth mention. I don't wish you death. I just don't like you cause you lie. A lot. Like all the fucking time. Seriously? What's the point of lying so much? Especially cause you can't keep your stories straight and you get caught every fucking time? You should work on that. Either stop lying or learn to lie and not get caught. Just saying.
The more I think about it, there's a lot people I don't like. Maybe I should relocate somewhere where I could become the President and dictate who gets to move into the country and who's ugly, fat, or a waste of space. I will call Angry Girlfriendapolis.
I might need a better name then that.
Stupid, fat, ugly people who use to work at whorehouses are not permitted. I still think it's hilarious that you call me a whore but you ACTUALLY sold your vagina for money. By definition and technicality doesn't that make YOU a whore? Just saying.
Sunday, February 26, 2012
Yeah, So...
Sometimes being so angry gets annoying. I wish I could let it all go like a good orgasm. Is it so much to ask to be not angry? Not happy, just not angry.
Apparently, it is. Somehow, I know it's my own damn fault. I set myself up for these things, but I am REALLY good at being self destructive.
There was the whole cutting thing, the eating disorder. I push people away cause I simply just don't trust them. It's just what I do. I find way to self destruct. I'd like to believe that I'm not alone, but in reality I am. It's the nature of the beast.
One of these days, I'm going to have to grow up and face my issues.... Until then, I'm drowning it all out with music and alcohol:
How To Say This Nicely?
Nobody cares. Least of all me. Maybe I am sort of a narcissist after all.
Why did God invent you ugly people to begin with? It's like he got bored and needed ugly people to entertain him or something.
More importantly, why are there stupid people?
You want to see me in court? By all means. Bring it on, bitch. You wont win and I'll tear you a new asshole. Here's hoping a big rock falls out of the sky and lands on your fucking head.
In the meantime, I'll just have to block your calls and/or respond to your text and emails with, 'No comment. Feel free to contact my attorney".
Really cute how you tried to set me up, by the way. Classic. Luckily, I learned how to tell when you're lying years ago. Go fuck a duck, k?
I am feeling like a major dumb ass for even being in this situation to begin with. If only I could hit the reset button and make you go away.
How inappropriate would it be to have a beer at 3:30 in the morning? Yes, no, maybe?
Why did God invent you ugly people to begin with? It's like he got bored and needed ugly people to entertain him or something.
More importantly, why are there stupid people?
You want to see me in court? By all means. Bring it on, bitch. You wont win and I'll tear you a new asshole. Here's hoping a big rock falls out of the sky and lands on your fucking head.
In the meantime, I'll just have to block your calls and/or respond to your text and emails with, 'No comment. Feel free to contact my attorney".
Really cute how you tried to set me up, by the way. Classic. Luckily, I learned how to tell when you're lying years ago. Go fuck a duck, k?
I am feeling like a major dumb ass for even being in this situation to begin with. If only I could hit the reset button and make you go away.
How inappropriate would it be to have a beer at 3:30 in the morning? Yes, no, maybe?
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Dirty Fly
I find you so utterly annoying. You're like a fly stuck behind the blinds. I can't see you, but I hear you buzzing away back there.
I want to take my shoe and just beat the hell out of you til you're all smashed up and dead. You stopped buzzing around for a while, but you're still there. Playing dead. Waiting for me to forget that you're back there.
Just as soon as I forget, you start to buzz again. Wreacking all kinds of havoc. I hate you fly. You evil, dirty, whore fly.
Why can't you just die already and go away?!
On second thought, maybe I shouldn't ruin a perfectly good shoe on an evil, dirty fly. After all, my shoe is worth more then your dirty vagina. haha :)
I want to take my shoe and just beat the hell out of you til you're all smashed up and dead. You stopped buzzing around for a while, but you're still there. Playing dead. Waiting for me to forget that you're back there.
Just as soon as I forget, you start to buzz again. Wreacking all kinds of havoc. I hate you fly. You evil, dirty, whore fly.
Why can't you just die already and go away?!
On second thought, maybe I shouldn't ruin a perfectly good shoe on an evil, dirty fly. After all, my shoe is worth more then your dirty vagina. haha :)
Sunday, February 5, 2012
Ask Me
If you want to know what I'm really feeling, ask me when I'm drunk.
You might not like what I have to say, but it will be the honest truth.
P.S. You suck hairy balls, asshole.
You might not like what I have to say, but it will be the honest truth.
P.S. You suck hairy balls, asshole.
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Making Amends
There is a certain person out there, who I wont name specifically, who I feel I need to make amends with.
Can't say that I actually know this person, (you can thank your "friend" for that, since he's made it very clear that we can never meet because you're too shy and he feels some warped sense of responsibility towards you and the need to protect you. From who? I don't know. I'm actually quite a nice person).
Quite frankly, it's this stupid need to "protect" you that has made me as hostile towards you without having ever met you. Not fair to you, but let's just say I'm a very territorial person.
I like to literally mark my territory. Like I dog, I pee on things that belong to me. I've somewhat turned feral... I'm getting sidetracked.
Point is, I'm not crazy, I'm not a psycho bitch regardless of what you've heard or read for that matter, I'm not a lush (I swear, that fucker set me up), I've never been arrested nor have I ever required court order anger management, as of yet. See? I'm normal.
Not to brag, but I'm actually pretty fucking awesome. Although, most people probably wouldn't agree cause they still can't seem to see past the whole peeing into my ex's chicken ordeal. At some point and time, you have to let that go people! There has got to be a statue of limitations for certain random acts of crazy I tend to display... on rare occasion.
Again, I'm getting sidetracked... BIRD!!! Just kidding.
So yeah, person I kinda know but not really cause we've never actually met. I am offering you a peace offering to end the imaginary war that I seem to have created in my very own mind.
I do shit like that on occasions. It's what non-crazy people with an over active imagination do.
If you ever want to reach out to me so you can see for yourself how not crazy I am, you know how. Not that I expect you to, but the offer is there.
Can't say that I actually know this person, (you can thank your "friend" for that, since he's made it very clear that we can never meet because you're too shy and he feels some warped sense of responsibility towards you and the need to protect you. From who? I don't know. I'm actually quite a nice person).
Quite frankly, it's this stupid need to "protect" you that has made me as hostile towards you without having ever met you. Not fair to you, but let's just say I'm a very territorial person.
I like to literally mark my territory. Like I dog, I pee on things that belong to me. I've somewhat turned feral... I'm getting sidetracked.
Point is, I'm not crazy, I'm not a psycho bitch regardless of what you've heard or read for that matter, I'm not a lush (I swear, that fucker set me up), I've never been arrested nor have I ever required court order anger management, as of yet. See? I'm normal.
Not to brag, but I'm actually pretty fucking awesome. Although, most people probably wouldn't agree cause they still can't seem to see past the whole peeing into my ex's chicken ordeal. At some point and time, you have to let that go people! There has got to be a statue of limitations for certain random acts of crazy I tend to display... on rare occasion.
Again, I'm getting sidetracked... BIRD!!! Just kidding.
So yeah, person I kinda know but not really cause we've never actually met. I am offering you a peace offering to end the imaginary war that I seem to have created in my very own mind.
I do shit like that on occasions. It's what non-crazy people with an over active imagination do.
If you ever want to reach out to me so you can see for yourself how not crazy I am, you know how. Not that I expect you to, but the offer is there.
Friday, January 27, 2012
Why Bother?
I consider myself to be a good friend. Always giving advice to those in need. Lately, I've noticed that people can me all the time, at all hours and I'm there to hear their bullshit and give advice.
The problem is when I'm in need, there's no one there for me. Granted, I know there's a 3 hour time difference between me and my East Coaster friends, and I haven't made too many friends out west cause quite frankly, in my life, people come and go.
As evil and bitchy as I am, I am good to those I care about. Unfortunately, the feelings are obviously NOT mutual. So who do I turn to when I'm in need of advice or guidance? No one. Cause no one gives a shit. And that's okay.
Just don't bother calling me at 3 am when you've gotten pulled over for a DUI and you need help bailing getting bailed out, or when you caught you boyfriend cheating on you, or when you find out that you're husband got another woman pregnant and has a whole different family on the side, or when you cheated on you're boyfriend and don't know who the father of your baby is, or when your boyfriend gave you an STI, etc...
Quite frankly, your problems are your own. Deal with it! I honestly don't give a shit anymore.
I have wasted a lot of time listening to the bullshit of others, when I don't even have a grip on my own life.
People come and go. It's time to move on and cut out the old. Good luck to you people back east. Quite frankly, I'm over your drama.
The problem is when I'm in need, there's no one there for me. Granted, I know there's a 3 hour time difference between me and my East Coaster friends, and I haven't made too many friends out west cause quite frankly, in my life, people come and go.
As evil and bitchy as I am, I am good to those I care about. Unfortunately, the feelings are obviously NOT mutual. So who do I turn to when I'm in need of advice or guidance? No one. Cause no one gives a shit. And that's okay.
Just don't bother calling me at 3 am when you've gotten pulled over for a DUI and you need help bailing getting bailed out, or when you caught you boyfriend cheating on you, or when you find out that you're husband got another woman pregnant and has a whole different family on the side, or when you cheated on you're boyfriend and don't know who the father of your baby is, or when your boyfriend gave you an STI, etc...
Quite frankly, your problems are your own. Deal with it! I honestly don't give a shit anymore.
I have wasted a lot of time listening to the bullshit of others, when I don't even have a grip on my own life.
People come and go. It's time to move on and cut out the old. Good luck to you people back east. Quite frankly, I'm over your drama.
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
No One Likes Rebuplicans
This is a little out of left field, but I was having a conversation with this crazy white bitch from Ohio. And we all know people from Ohio are fucking nuts. She's actually pretty cool when she's not trying to stab people.
Ohio, who is Republican, apparently came to the sudden realization that no one likes Republicans. Which is true.
For whatever reason, I came to the realization that it appears in some kind of unspoken law, that you can't be black and be a Republican, unless you're Condoleezza Rice, who black people don't consider black anyways. How did she make it so far in politics with a jacked up ass name like that?
It's like a fat person who starves themselves. That actually makes no sense. But I think that may have been my point. I mean, what fat person do you know that would willing starve themselves?
It's like this fat girl I know who's always complaining about being fat as she stuffs a 12 inch sub down her throat and complains 15 minutes later that she's still hungry and talks about how she's watching her weight by only eating 1 of the 2 12 inch subs she bought and downing it with a diet coke. See? No sense. Sleep deprivation is starting to get to me.
Ohio, who is Republican, apparently came to the sudden realization that no one likes Republicans. Which is true.
For whatever reason, I came to the realization that it appears in some kind of unspoken law, that you can't be black and be a Republican, unless you're Condoleezza Rice, who black people don't consider black anyways. How did she make it so far in politics with a jacked up ass name like that?
It's like a fat person who starves themselves. That actually makes no sense. But I think that may have been my point. I mean, what fat person do you know that would willing starve themselves?
It's like this fat girl I know who's always complaining about being fat as she stuffs a 12 inch sub down her throat and complains 15 minutes later that she's still hungry and talks about how she's watching her weight by only eating 1 of the 2 12 inch subs she bought and downing it with a diet coke. See? No sense. Sleep deprivation is starting to get to me.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Evil Cat
This is Spoon...
Spoon is evil...
He's Cornholio's cat...
I don't like cats...
Cats are evil...
He stalks me and when I've fallen asleep....
At night, he tries to steal my soul...
This is Pixie Doodle...
She's allergic to Spoon...
And to the carpet...
And to lots of other things...
But she's my dog...
I love her because she's not evil...
She doesn't like Cornholio which means that I only love her more...
Tomorrow on Angry Girlfriend.... More fun on Craigslist... YEY!
By the way... I was going to put a hit out on the cat to have him catnapped, but then I decided that would really be fucked up, plus I don't have any money to pay a catnapper... Unless, there's anyone out there who catnaps for fun...
I can tell you where he lives and his daily routines if that helps...
Anyone? No? Ok, well, just thought I'd ask...
Spoon is evil...
He's Cornholio's cat...I don't like cats...
Cats are evil...
He stalks me and when I've fallen asleep....
At night, he tries to steal my soul...
This is Pixie Doodle...
She's allergic to Spoon...And to the carpet...
And to lots of other things...
But she's my dog...
I love her because she's not evil...
She doesn't like Cornholio which means that I only love her more...
Tomorrow on Angry Girlfriend.... More fun on Craigslist... YEY!
By the way... I was going to put a hit out on the cat to have him catnapped, but then I decided that would really be fucked up, plus I don't have any money to pay a catnapper... Unless, there's anyone out there who catnaps for fun...
I can tell you where he lives and his daily routines if that helps...
Anyone? No? Ok, well, just thought I'd ask...
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Back On Craigslist
I know I've kept you all waiting for so long now, but I haven't had a chance to post nothing, mostly due to computer issues at work.
I would've posted from home, but who wants to sit on a computer all day when you don't have to?
So I've been naughty on craigslist again. I just couldn't help myself. These guys just make it all sooo easy.
This was my ad:
Reply to: pers-888868601@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-10-22, 10:10AM EDT
I am 24 year old, single, white, female, height/weight proportionate, just lookin to have a good time tonight or this weekend, or if I like you enough, maybe even both.
You should be white, male, 21-35, easy on the eyes, relationship status is irrelevant. I can keep a secret if you can.
Please reply with a pic. I'll send you mine.
As always, my inbox was flooded within minutes of the posting. I got a lot of replies, but this game isn't nearly as fun when played alone and sober as it is when you're buzzed and in good company.
But anyways, here are the replies:
Victim #1:
Hey,
I do have pics but they were too big to send through craigslist. If you get back to me I can send on over. I am 5'10". with green eyes, short dark hair, weigh 178 lbs and in great shape and very easy on the eyes. I do like going out and hitting a happy hour and what not.
Hope to hear from you
My reply:
You sound really sexy by your description. I'll let you in on a little secret... you dont have to take me to happy hour... every hour is happy hour! some might even say I have a drinking problem, but i say its only a problem if i dont drink, lol
soooo why dont you tell me about the kinda things u wannna do to me.
how big s ur penis?
i hope your kinky cause im into anal type shit and lately ive had some major anal secretions running out my anal canal.
His reply:
anal secretions out your anal canal? now that sounds like a problem. love the kinky shit. and the penis is 8 inches long and thick. it will get damn deep in you and stretch you good. glad you are as much of a drinker as I am. Is it too early to start now? would love for you to suck on this dick for a while. get it all wet before i slide it in ya. tell me what you look like.
My reply back:
actually, i'm alreadya little, whooo hooo... i hit a few before i got here, lol
i dont know how theses people sdont notice,lol dumb asses
the anal secreations arent a big deal. i'm just a little self concious about my weight sometimes so i take these anti-fat pills. i'm 5'5 110 lbs, blond hair, blue eyes. i use to take laxatives but thats worse then the anal secretions.
but yea, so u like you dick sucked? i like to suck and bite. it might hurt at first but only for a little while, youll like the pain.. i promise ;)
His reply back:
so these secretions, do they puss. because that's has got to be slightly uncomfortable.
My reply back:
no no, not puss, its like grease oil, its a fat blocker pill and its like i literally shit oil. but sometimes it just falls out randomly without warning. just slides out. but it doesnt smelll like shit or nothing just thought i should warn u cause it would be awkward if u saw like all this orange stuff secreting from my anus u know
His reply back:
i appreciate the heads up. well we can just think of it like extra lube. Do you have a pic?
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Victim #2:
will be in the DC area in a couple of weeks. interested in meeting and having coffee, etc.?
My Reply:
No, I don't want fucking coffee. I wanna fuck... and not in a few week. Like today or this weekend.
I'm horny now, who cares about what happens in a couple of weeks. I could be on my period in a couple of weeks or have anal secretions dripping out my ass. A couple of weeks serves me no purpose.
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Victim #3:
I never know what to start with, everything usually sounds pretty cheesy. Anyway, I'm Dave. I'm 27. I'm going to be in the DC area today. I make regular trips up here. Looking for someone to hang out with when I get all my tasks done for the day. Talk to you later.
Dave
(pic supposed to be here if it doesn't go through)
My reply:
dave do you drink? i drink... a lot... hope u dont mind... its not really a problem
you kinda look like my friends ex, but his name wasnt dave, it was.... fuck i really dont remember what his name was... anyways, all irrelevant... steve i think? no thats not it
anyways, you can take me out to happy hour or something. i'm a really cheap date and we could go back to a hotel, or my moms basement. i live on my own but i really dont wanna take a stranger home. just wanna fuck, u know what i mean
maybe the backseat of your car... i really dont care, i just need some booze and dick
His Reply:
Sounds good to me. Do you have a pic?
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Victim #4:
hey cool, iam actually have a girlfriend live with her, but i like to sneak out at nights and make u blow your mind, i'm26 so if u are interesting hit me back, i live in aexandria right off 395 what about u?
My reply:
i dont know why u even bothered to mention the fact that u have a girlfriend that you live with...
I said that relationship status was irrelevant but that doesnt mean i really cared to know that u have a gf
Now you've made shit all uncomfortable and I feel like a dirty whore
thanx alot for ruining my day jackass
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Victim #5:
My reply:
you do realize that your black right?
His reply back:
Victim #6:
hey ma, i'm interested in your ad. tell me if you like what u see?
My reply:
ummmm, maybe i've gone color blind but you look black...
His reply:
Damn right I am. Proud to be black and proud to support Obama
My reply back:
Should I assume that you're also in favor of the No Child Left Behind Act? you're ass obviously can't read. i clearly stated i'm lookin for a WHITE man. Go learn how to read, dumb ass. and before you accuse me of being rasict, let me just say this... yes, yes I am. if you would've taken the time to read the whole fucking ad, this little problem could've been prevented. But obviously all you cared about was gettin some of this white pussy. well u can't have my white pussy. so why don't you take your big, fat, 9" cock and go fuck the other black guy who also replied to my ad and mentioned some shit about Obama cause I dont give a fuck
His reply back:
WHITE BITCH
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I still got a ton of emails coming in, so I might keep on posting through the day, depending on how bored I get.
Why are you men so easy?
UPDATE: Here are some more emails:
Victim #7:
Hi 26 Persian male here from Montgomery county. im 6'1 220lbs athletic and built. shaved head, brown eyes, tan skin. some tats on me. I was wondering if you are into being shared by more then one man at the same time. if so me and my boy would like to double penetrate that pussy and ass. write me back if you are real?
Thanks
My Reply:
sounds kinky
one thing though... i've been having these anal secretions lately... some might find it a turn on.... actually a lot of people i think are turned on by my anal secretions.
so when and where?
His Reply:
Wow that's hot. what race are you? can you describe yourself? We can hang out at my place in Germantown Maryland. Whenever? today is a good day. Tonight? what do you prefer?
My Reply back:
i prefer white but fuck it i'll take a Persian, Himalayan, amputee, whatever, dick is dick right?
i'm white, some people would consider me to be trailer park trash but its just the stereotype that i get from living in a trailer park.
My trailer is actually pretty clean.
i'm 5'5 110lbs, and i'm sure you'd love my white pussy and your friend would love my ass secretions. or will u be fucking my ass?
my only request is that u buy me a 40oz and a bottle of vodka. cant get freaky freaky till i'm nice and toastee,, know what i mean?
His reply:
yeh that's not a problem. Do you drive or will I have to pick you up? do you have a picture? can you send please? here is our pic. im 8 inches long and thick and he is about 7 and thick. send us a pic and the vodka is no problem. what kind do you like?
My reply:
your cute... but ur friend looks like a stalker, psycho, serial killer. do u think he would mind if we like covered his head or something
i really would like to get down with u so i'm willin to fuck ur friend, but i just dont want him lookin at me
the look in his eyeballs creeps me out
if not, i understand. maybe he'll look better and not so scary once i'm a little buzzed
i'll send u a pic as soon as i get out of here (2 pm), and head home. hope u dont mind the wait
u can get the cheap vodka if u want, i dont have a preference as long as it gets me where i want to be
I would've posted from home, but who wants to sit on a computer all day when you don't have to?
So I've been naughty on craigslist again. I just couldn't help myself. These guys just make it all sooo easy.
This was my ad:
Lets have some fun tonight - w4m - 24 (MD/DC/VA)
Reply to: pers-888868601@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-10-22, 10:10AM EDT
I am 24 year old, single, white, female, height/weight proportionate, just lookin to have a good time tonight or this weekend, or if I like you enough, maybe even both.
You should be white, male, 21-35, easy on the eyes, relationship status is irrelevant. I can keep a secret if you can.
Please reply with a pic. I'll send you mine.
But anyways, here are the replies:
Victim #1:
Hey,
I do have pics but they were too big to send through craigslist. If you get back to me I can send on over. I am 5'10". with green eyes, short dark hair, weigh 178 lbs and in great shape and very easy on the eyes. I do like going out and hitting a happy hour and what not.
Hope to hear from you
My reply:
You sound really sexy by your description. I'll let you in on a little secret... you dont have to take me to happy hour... every hour is happy hour! some might even say I have a drinking problem, but i say its only a problem if i dont drink, lol
soooo why dont you tell me about the kinda things u wannna do to me.
how big s ur penis?
i hope your kinky cause im into anal type shit and lately ive had some major anal secretions running out my anal canal.
His reply:
anal secretions out your anal canal? now that sounds like a problem. love the kinky shit. and the penis is 8 inches long and thick. it will get damn deep in you and stretch you good. glad you are as much of a drinker as I am. Is it too early to start now? would love for you to suck on this dick for a while. get it all wet before i slide it in ya. tell me what you look like.
My reply back:
actually, i'm alreadya little, whooo hooo... i hit a few before i got here, lol
i dont know how theses people sdont notice,lol dumb asses
the anal secreations arent a big deal. i'm just a little self concious about my weight sometimes so i take these anti-fat pills. i'm 5'5 110 lbs, blond hair, blue eyes. i use to take laxatives but thats worse then the anal secretions.
but yea, so u like you dick sucked? i like to suck and bite. it might hurt at first but only for a little while, youll like the pain.. i promise ;)
His reply back:
so these secretions, do they puss. because that's has got to be slightly uncomfortable.
My reply back:
no no, not puss, its like grease oil, its a fat blocker pill and its like i literally shit oil. but sometimes it just falls out randomly without warning. just slides out. but it doesnt smelll like shit or nothing just thought i should warn u cause it would be awkward if u saw like all this orange stuff secreting from my anus u know
His reply back:
i appreciate the heads up. well we can just think of it like extra lube. Do you have a pic?
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Victim #2:
will be in the DC area in a couple of weeks. interested in meeting and having coffee, etc.?
My Reply:
No, I don't want fucking coffee. I wanna fuck... and not in a few week. Like today or this weekend.
I'm horny now, who cares about what happens in a couple of weeks. I could be on my period in a couple of weeks or have anal secretions dripping out my ass. A couple of weeks serves me no purpose.
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Victim #3:
I never know what to start with, everything usually sounds pretty cheesy. Anyway, I'm Dave. I'm 27. I'm going to be in the DC area today. I make regular trips up here. Looking for someone to hang out with when I get all my tasks done for the day. Talk to you later.
Dave
(pic supposed to be here if it doesn't go through)
My reply:
dave do you drink? i drink... a lot... hope u dont mind... its not really a problem
you kinda look like my friends ex, but his name wasnt dave, it was.... fuck i really dont remember what his name was... anyways, all irrelevant... steve i think? no thats not it
anyways, you can take me out to happy hour or something. i'm a really cheap date and we could go back to a hotel, or my moms basement. i live on my own but i really dont wanna take a stranger home. just wanna fuck, u know what i mean
maybe the backseat of your car... i really dont care, i just need some booze and dick
His Reply:
Sounds good to me. Do you have a pic?
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Victim #4:
hey cool, iam actually have a girlfriend live with her, but i like to sneak out at nights and make u blow your mind, i'm26 so if u are interesting hit me back, i live in aexandria right off 395 what about u?
My reply:
i dont know why u even bothered to mention the fact that u have a girlfriend that you live with...
I said that relationship status was irrelevant but that doesnt mean i really cared to know that u have a gf
Now you've made shit all uncomfortable and I feel like a dirty whore
thanx alot for ruining my day jackass
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Victim #5:
my name is tony i am good looking 26 6-0 230 , down to earth very sexual man, 8 inches dick nice 6 pack hit me up lets hang out i can host or come over,
My reply:
you do realize that your black right?
His reply back:
yep i am black AND I AM A PROUD, WHATS THE PROBLEM?
OBAMA IS BLACK
My reply back:
i'm looking for a white male... i had specified that in my ad
i'm not into dark chocolate
and i dont really give a shit about obama or mccain for that matter so i dont even know why u went there
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My reply back:
i'm looking for a white male... i had specified that in my ad
i'm not into dark chocolate
and i dont really give a shit about obama or mccain for that matter so i dont even know why u went there
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hey ma, i'm interested in your ad. tell me if you like what u see?
My reply:
ummmm, maybe i've gone color blind but you look black...
His reply:
Damn right I am. Proud to be black and proud to support Obama
My reply back:
Should I assume that you're also in favor of the No Child Left Behind Act? you're ass obviously can't read. i clearly stated i'm lookin for a WHITE man. Go learn how to read, dumb ass. and before you accuse me of being rasict, let me just say this... yes, yes I am. if you would've taken the time to read the whole fucking ad, this little problem could've been prevented. But obviously all you cared about was gettin some of this white pussy. well u can't have my white pussy. so why don't you take your big, fat, 9" cock and go fuck the other black guy who also replied to my ad and mentioned some shit about Obama cause I dont give a fuck
His reply back:
WHITE BITCH
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I still got a ton of emails coming in, so I might keep on posting through the day, depending on how bored I get.
Why are you men so easy?
UPDATE: Here are some more emails:
Victim #7:
Hi 26 Persian male here from Montgomery county. im 6'1 220lbs athletic and built. shaved head, brown eyes, tan skin. some tats on me. I was wondering if you are into being shared by more then one man at the same time. if so me and my boy would like to double penetrate that pussy and ass. write me back if you are real?
Thanks
My Reply:
sounds kinky
one thing though... i've been having these anal secretions lately... some might find it a turn on.... actually a lot of people i think are turned on by my anal secretions.
so when and where?
His Reply:
Wow that's hot. what race are you? can you describe yourself? We can hang out at my place in Germantown Maryland. Whenever? today is a good day. Tonight? what do you prefer?
My Reply back:
i prefer white but fuck it i'll take a Persian, Himalayan, amputee, whatever, dick is dick right?
i'm white, some people would consider me to be trailer park trash but its just the stereotype that i get from living in a trailer park.
My trailer is actually pretty clean.
i'm 5'5 110lbs, and i'm sure you'd love my white pussy and your friend would love my ass secretions. or will u be fucking my ass?
my only request is that u buy me a 40oz and a bottle of vodka. cant get freaky freaky till i'm nice and toastee,, know what i mean?
His reply:
yeh that's not a problem. Do you drive or will I have to pick you up? do you have a picture? can you send please? here is our pic. im 8 inches long and thick and he is about 7 and thick. send us a pic and the vodka is no problem. what kind do you like?
My reply:
your cute... but ur friend looks like a stalker, psycho, serial killer. do u think he would mind if we like covered his head or something
i really would like to get down with u so i'm willin to fuck ur friend, but i just dont want him lookin at me
the look in his eyeballs creeps me out
if not, i understand. maybe he'll look better and not so scary once i'm a little buzzed
i'll send u a pic as soon as i get out of here (2 pm), and head home. hope u dont mind the wait
u can get the cheap vodka if u want, i dont have a preference as long as it gets me where i want to be
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Look At Me! I'm Having Sex!
I have a fetish for having sex in public. But it's not the run of the mill type shit like the people who like doing it cause of the rush of maybe getting caught.
Nope, that would be way too simple. Anyone can have sex in public and not get caught. My adrenaline rush comes from actually getting caught.
That's right! I like getting caught having sex. Well more like, I like being watched having sex.
This past weekend for example, I went on a trip with Cornholio, my friend, Shorty and her man. We rented one room with double beds and we all knew that we'd all end up having sex in the same room at the same time, but I guess everyone assumed that we would be discrete about it.
I knew better then that. It's not fun for me if I'm trying to be discrete. Besides, it's not like it would be the first time we've seen each other having sex.
Well anyways, to make a long perverted story a short perverted story, we rented to different hotels during this weekend.
At the first hotel, we did some very explicit things and apparently we were all pretty loud. Could've been alcohol induced since we were all hammered, but then again we probably would've been just as loud sober.
At the second hotel, while we were all sober, Shorty and her man went to the bathroom to go fornicate while Cornholio and I had sex in on the beds. Apparently, it was suppose to be a quickie, but neither I nor Cornholio received the memo.
Shorty and her man were stuck with the decision of either waiting it out in the bathroom, or coming out and crashing.
Shorty came out on 2 or 3 occasions to tell us to shut up and finish already, which of course made me scream and moan even louder.
She later described the event in these words, "You know when you're watching a porn and fucking at the same time, and then you finish but you still hear the bitch in the porn screaming wishing that you could find the remote so you can shut it off already? Yeah, that's what it was like".
Did I just get compared to the bitch screaming in a porn? Really? Hell yea! I rock!
I have to admit that every time Shorty came out to yell at us, it turned me on even more. She should've pulled up a seat and watched like I did to her this one time.
Oh, well. Maybe next time....
Nope, that would be way too simple. Anyone can have sex in public and not get caught. My adrenaline rush comes from actually getting caught.
That's right! I like getting caught having sex. Well more like, I like being watched having sex.
This past weekend for example, I went on a trip with Cornholio, my friend, Shorty and her man. We rented one room with double beds and we all knew that we'd all end up having sex in the same room at the same time, but I guess everyone assumed that we would be discrete about it.
I knew better then that. It's not fun for me if I'm trying to be discrete. Besides, it's not like it would be the first time we've seen each other having sex.
Well anyways, to make a long perverted story a short perverted story, we rented to different hotels during this weekend.
At the first hotel, we did some very explicit things and apparently we were all pretty loud. Could've been alcohol induced since we were all hammered, but then again we probably would've been just as loud sober.
At the second hotel, while we were all sober, Shorty and her man went to the bathroom to go fornicate while Cornholio and I had sex in on the beds. Apparently, it was suppose to be a quickie, but neither I nor Cornholio received the memo.
Shorty and her man were stuck with the decision of either waiting it out in the bathroom, or coming out and crashing.
Shorty came out on 2 or 3 occasions to tell us to shut up and finish already, which of course made me scream and moan even louder.
She later described the event in these words, "You know when you're watching a porn and fucking at the same time, and then you finish but you still hear the bitch in the porn screaming wishing that you could find the remote so you can shut it off already? Yeah, that's what it was like".
Did I just get compared to the bitch screaming in a porn? Really? Hell yea! I rock!
I have to admit that every time Shorty came out to yell at us, it turned me on even more. She should've pulled up a seat and watched like I did to her this one time.
Oh, well. Maybe next time....
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Say What?
It's that time of month... again...
I'm on my period and I feel like shit. Bloated, crampy, bitchy, moody, and the other emotions that come with having a period.
I tend to shit a lot more often while I'm on my period. I really don't know why that is, and I really don't care, but I tend to get some of my most creative ideas while I'm sitting on the can taking a shit.
In the time it took me to pull down my pants, take a shit and wipe, I had written a song, which I wont post until I record it. It's a pretty good song though, inspired partly by my anger and rage towards The Boyfriend, but I took it to an angrier level because I was in such a bitchy mood.
This posting really serves no purpose, but I just wanted to share the face that I wrote a song, while on the can, taking a shit, and menstruating.
Oh, and for anyone who gives a flying fuck, my birthday is on Friday. YEH ME!
Feel free to send me a present, or leave me a birthday wish, or at least a fuckin eCard: angrygirlfriend@gmail.com
I'm on my period and I feel like shit. Bloated, crampy, bitchy, moody, and the other emotions that come with having a period.
I tend to shit a lot more often while I'm on my period. I really don't know why that is, and I really don't care, but I tend to get some of my most creative ideas while I'm sitting on the can taking a shit.
In the time it took me to pull down my pants, take a shit and wipe, I had written a song, which I wont post until I record it. It's a pretty good song though, inspired partly by my anger and rage towards The Boyfriend, but I took it to an angrier level because I was in such a bitchy mood.
This posting really serves no purpose, but I just wanted to share the face that I wrote a song, while on the can, taking a shit, and menstruating.
Oh, and for anyone who gives a flying fuck, my birthday is on Friday. YEH ME!
Feel free to send me a present, or leave me a birthday wish, or at least a fuckin eCard: angrygirlfriend@gmail.com
Friday, May 16, 2008
Angry Girlfriend's Top 10 Favorite Types of Porn
I have loved watching porn for as long as I can remember. Maybe cause it turns me on, but who doesn't get turned on by porn? (Other then uptight people who have lame ass, boring sex and think that porn corrupts our youth).
Today, I'm taking the time to mention my top 10 favorite types of porn and why I like them:
1. Gang Bangs
My favorite kind of porn of all time is gang bang porn. I get so turned on watching one girl get fucked by like tons of guys all at once. She's got a dick in her vagina, one in her ass, another one in her mouth, one in each hand, and some dumb ass trynna stick it in her ear.
It's not that I want to get fucked by tons of guys at once, but watching some dirty little slut getting fucked 1,000,001 ways sure does get my clit engorged. It's really hot.
2. Barely Legal
Oh yes, that's right. Even woman get turned on by the barely legal teens. Well, I'll speak for myself.
The reason why is because girls who look so you and innocent, and who have very limited sexual experience, if any, are fun to corrupt. Hell, I'd like to corrupt a barely legal teen myself. Corrupting people is fun!
3. Asian
I like Asian porn because the woman always sound like their in pain, which for whatever reason, really turns me on. Actually, thats about the only reason I like Asian porn.
4. Lesbian
Girl on girl porn is fun. Especially, when it's 2 barely legal teens who swear that "I've never done anything like this before". Naughty, naughty. Who wants a spanking?
5. College Party
Anyone who's been to a college party has probably seen 2 people get really drunk and probably do things that probably shouldn't be done in public. Drunk people having sex at a party is always a fun thing to watch. Plus, it really turns me on.
6. Sex in Public
Speaks for itself. Couples getting it on like rabbits, anywhere you can think of. Public restrooms, at the office, in the park, etc.
The idea of the couple being caught just really get me all worked up and so turned on.
7. Unlikely Threesomes
What's hotter then watching a couple getting it on at work in the break room, or out at the park? Oooo, I know. Watching them get caught by their spouse... then having the spouse decide that they got so turned on from watching, that they want to join in.
"Here honey, let me show you what she likes".
8. Orgies
Much like a gang bang, but instead of one girl getting fucked by 10 dudes, the male to female ration is a little more even. Still turns me on though.
9. Teacher/Student
Usually an older man with a barely legal teen (remember, corruption is fun!). Besides, who hasn't had this fantasy? Watching it on DVD just makes you have to think less while you masturbate.
"Mr. Smith, if I suck your dick, are you sure you'll give me an A?"
"Oh yea, honey. I'm gonna give you an A alright. A for anal. Bend that sweet ass over".
10. Home Movies
Who hasn't wondered what their friends of family look like having sex. Most people, at one time or another, have recorded themselves on film having sex. I've seen a videos of some of my friends having sex, and even pictures of certain family members who I won't mention, just in case they decide to read this.
I also, like watching my own home movies. I think having sex is a good look on me.
Today, I'm taking the time to mention my top 10 favorite types of porn and why I like them:
1. Gang Bangs
My favorite kind of porn of all time is gang bang porn. I get so turned on watching one girl get fucked by like tons of guys all at once. She's got a dick in her vagina, one in her ass, another one in her mouth, one in each hand, and some dumb ass trynna stick it in her ear.
It's not that I want to get fucked by tons of guys at once, but watching some dirty little slut getting fucked 1,000,001 ways sure does get my clit engorged. It's really hot.
2. Barely Legal
Oh yes, that's right. Even woman get turned on by the barely legal teens. Well, I'll speak for myself.
The reason why is because girls who look so you and innocent, and who have very limited sexual experience, if any, are fun to corrupt. Hell, I'd like to corrupt a barely legal teen myself. Corrupting people is fun!
3. Asian
I like Asian porn because the woman always sound like their in pain, which for whatever reason, really turns me on. Actually, thats about the only reason I like Asian porn.
4. Lesbian
Girl on girl porn is fun. Especially, when it's 2 barely legal teens who swear that "I've never done anything like this before". Naughty, naughty. Who wants a spanking?
5. College Party
Anyone who's been to a college party has probably seen 2 people get really drunk and probably do things that probably shouldn't be done in public. Drunk people having sex at a party is always a fun thing to watch. Plus, it really turns me on.
6. Sex in Public
Speaks for itself. Couples getting it on like rabbits, anywhere you can think of. Public restrooms, at the office, in the park, etc.
The idea of the couple being caught just really get me all worked up and so turned on.
7. Unlikely Threesomes
What's hotter then watching a couple getting it on at work in the break room, or out at the park? Oooo, I know. Watching them get caught by their spouse... then having the spouse decide that they got so turned on from watching, that they want to join in.
"Here honey, let me show you what she likes".
8. Orgies
Much like a gang bang, but instead of one girl getting fucked by 10 dudes, the male to female ration is a little more even. Still turns me on though.
9. Teacher/Student
Usually an older man with a barely legal teen (remember, corruption is fun!). Besides, who hasn't had this fantasy? Watching it on DVD just makes you have to think less while you masturbate.
"Mr. Smith, if I suck your dick, are you sure you'll give me an A?"
"Oh yea, honey. I'm gonna give you an A alright. A for anal. Bend that sweet ass over".
10. Home Movies
Who hasn't wondered what their friends of family look like having sex. Most people, at one time or another, have recorded themselves on film having sex. I've seen a videos of some of my friends having sex, and even pictures of certain family members who I won't mention, just in case they decide to read this.
I also, like watching my own home movies. I think having sex is a good look on me.
Monday, May 5, 2008
A Brainless Cunt I Am
I received several comments yesterday about my Cinco de Mayo blog. Those comments can be seen here: Cinco De Mayo comments.
Needless to say, I pissed off at least 2 gringos, which was completely expected. Maybe I should've specified that when I was referring to White People or Gringos, I was referring to White Americans specifically.
I don't know if that makes my blog better, or worse. Whatever, that's not even relevant.
Once again, let me reiterate: I am an equal opportunist racist. Meaning that I am racist against everyone. My own race included.
If you don't like what I have to say, then don't read it. It's that simple. No one is forcing you to read my bullshit and anyone who has a fucking brain knows that that's exactly what my rants are: bullshit.
Don't like my sense of humor? Then go fuck yourself.
Don't find racism funny? Let's be real. Who doesn't find racism funny?
It's okay to laugh at yourself from time to time, so get the stick out you ass and have fun with it.
P.S.
To the Angry White Person who commented that I'm a brainless cunt, thanks for the title and for taking the time to not only read my blog, but for posting a comment as well.
I also wanna give a shout out to the other Angry White Person who thinks my tattoo is ugly, and that no one cares about my random rants, and is in favor of deporting all spics back to Mexico.
Without you guys, my blog would be boring and pointless. In a way, I guess you could say you Angry White People are like my supporters.
I love you all! Viva la deportation!
Needless to say, I pissed off at least 2 gringos, which was completely expected. Maybe I should've specified that when I was referring to White People or Gringos, I was referring to White Americans specifically.
I don't know if that makes my blog better, or worse. Whatever, that's not even relevant.
Once again, let me reiterate: I am an equal opportunist racist. Meaning that I am racist against everyone. My own race included.
If you don't like what I have to say, then don't read it. It's that simple. No one is forcing you to read my bullshit and anyone who has a fucking brain knows that that's exactly what my rants are: bullshit.
Don't like my sense of humor? Then go fuck yourself.
Don't find racism funny? Let's be real. Who doesn't find racism funny?
It's okay to laugh at yourself from time to time, so get the stick out you ass and have fun with it.
P.S.
To the Angry White Person who commented that I'm a brainless cunt, thanks for the title and for taking the time to not only read my blog, but for posting a comment as well.
I also wanna give a shout out to the other Angry White Person who thinks my tattoo is ugly, and that no one cares about my random rants, and is in favor of deporting all spics back to Mexico.
Without you guys, my blog would be boring and pointless. In a way, I guess you could say you Angry White People are like my supporters.
I love you all! Viva la deportation!
Friday, May 2, 2008
Questions to Angry Girlfriend: Is My Girlfriend Bi?
This question comes from Lain.
Lain writes:
I was reading your topic on bisexuality. I myself would consider my sexuality to be strictly homosexual, but my girlfriend has a history of being with men, and has admitted, though not to me, that should we break up she would most likely return to men. To me, however, she claims she is a lesbian. I find this bothersome because it feels like she's hiding her sexuality from me. I told her that if she would be bi then, wouldn't that make her bi now? and still warrant some attraction to males? She swears she has no attraction to men, but I feel like it's a lie. I don't really dislike her for it, but it does make me worry that eventually I alone will be inadequate for her. You mentioned how its natural to have a romp with the opposite or same sex on occasion; do you think she'll do the same? Or resent me if I tell her I don't want her to? I'm really conflicted.
Wow. I'm really feeling for you.
Thing about it is, bisexuals tend to confuse the hell out of people, even themselves. Your girlfriend is definitely not a lesbian though. Based on what you've told me, I'm certain as to that much.
But the two of you are in a relationship together (I'm assuming it's a monogamous one), which means that no matter whether she's gay, straight, or bi, she shouldn't be resentful towards you if you objected to her sleeping around with men.
After all, I highly doubt that you would find it acceptable for her to sleep around regardless of whether she chose to do it with a man or woman.
It is somewhat troublesome that she feels the need to lie about her sexuality though it could be that she is lying only so that you don't feel threatened by it since she has no immediate plans to leave you.
Assure her that you're not threatened by her bisexuality and she may eventually come clean with you in time. But don't press the issue too hard either. Some people just have a hard time coming clean to those who mean the most to them.
As for her admitting that she would more than likely return to men in the event that the two of you should break up, don't get yourself too worked up over it. She didn't say that she was going to leave you for a man, just that in the event of the two of you breaking up she may go back to men.
She more than likely doesn't even mean it and is just expressing her normal relationship frustrations. When I get frustrated with The Boyfriend, I always tell him that the next relationship I'm in is going to be with a woman. Do I mean it? Not really (well kinda), but I say it out of frustration at the moment.
The bottom line is, if she's not actively seeking out a relationship with either a man or a woman, you don't have much to worry about regardless of whether she's a lesbian or bi.
I really hope this helps.
Angry Girlfriend
Anyone else have a question or comment about this topic or anything else, email me @ angrygirlfriend@gmail.com or fill out the Send A Question Form on the right side of this page.
Lain writes:
I was reading your topic on bisexuality. I myself would consider my sexuality to be strictly homosexual, but my girlfriend has a history of being with men, and has admitted, though not to me, that should we break up she would most likely return to men. To me, however, she claims she is a lesbian. I find this bothersome because it feels like she's hiding her sexuality from me. I told her that if she would be bi then, wouldn't that make her bi now? and still warrant some attraction to males? She swears she has no attraction to men, but I feel like it's a lie. I don't really dislike her for it, but it does make me worry that eventually I alone will be inadequate for her. You mentioned how its natural to have a romp with the opposite or same sex on occasion; do you think she'll do the same? Or resent me if I tell her I don't want her to? I'm really conflicted.
Wow. I'm really feeling for you.
Thing about it is, bisexuals tend to confuse the hell out of people, even themselves. Your girlfriend is definitely not a lesbian though. Based on what you've told me, I'm certain as to that much.
But the two of you are in a relationship together (I'm assuming it's a monogamous one), which means that no matter whether she's gay, straight, or bi, she shouldn't be resentful towards you if you objected to her sleeping around with men.
After all, I highly doubt that you would find it acceptable for her to sleep around regardless of whether she chose to do it with a man or woman.
It is somewhat troublesome that she feels the need to lie about her sexuality though it could be that she is lying only so that you don't feel threatened by it since she has no immediate plans to leave you.
Assure her that you're not threatened by her bisexuality and she may eventually come clean with you in time. But don't press the issue too hard either. Some people just have a hard time coming clean to those who mean the most to them.
As for her admitting that she would more than likely return to men in the event that the two of you should break up, don't get yourself too worked up over it. She didn't say that she was going to leave you for a man, just that in the event of the two of you breaking up she may go back to men.
She more than likely doesn't even mean it and is just expressing her normal relationship frustrations. When I get frustrated with The Boyfriend, I always tell him that the next relationship I'm in is going to be with a woman. Do I mean it? Not really (well kinda), but I say it out of frustration at the moment.
The bottom line is, if she's not actively seeking out a relationship with either a man or a woman, you don't have much to worry about regardless of whether she's a lesbian or bi.
I really hope this helps.
Angry Girlfriend
Anyone else have a question or comment about this topic or anything else, email me @ angrygirlfriend@gmail.com or fill out the Send A Question Form on the right side of this page.
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Buy My Sex Tape
It really annoys me when an already famous person with tons of cash, becomes even more famous and even more loaded with cash when their sex tapes "accidentally leak".
I know that for some celebrities, (for example, Kim Kardashian), it truly was an accidental leak, though I'm sure it wasn't accidental on Ray J's behalf, and it did do wonders for Kim's career so she probably shouldn't be complaining. Not to mention that her body is smokin' hot, so she should be proud!
But for the majority of celebrities, I have a hard time believing that it was an "accidental leak". Paris Hilton isn't exactly known for being a saint or even wholesome. Even those who haven't seen Paris' sex tape, have seen her vagina at various angles. Or maybe that was Britney Spears? (Not a real big difference, anyhow. If you seen one pink vagina, then you seen them all).
We all know that Dustin Diamond's sex tape was authorized for release by Dustin Diamond, himself. (This particular sex tape doesn't interest me whatsoever. He will always be geeky, nerdy Screech from Saved by the Bell, to me).
And who could forget Pamela Anderson's sex tape with then-husband, Tommy Lee? This particular sex tape I didn't find to be that scandalous considering the fact that Pam was, and still is a major sex symbol. Of course she'd be having sex with her husband and his freakishly big penis!
I, myself, have made several sex tapes. But since I'm not a celebrity, no one is willing to pay me millions of dollars to buy the rights. Not that they would have to. I've shown quite a few of my sex tapes to my friends for free.
I even lost one sex tape in the basement of The Boyfriends parents house. I've check online and so far, nothing. I'm guessing it's still lost in their basement somewhere.
I am willing to "accidentally leak" my own sex tape to the highest bidder. I doubt it will launch me into celebrity stardom but maybe I can at least get a radio show or something out of it.
Here's to wishful thinking!
P.S. Too-Tall,
Maybe once Flashes Nastiness gets drafted, we can "accidentally leak" his sex tape with you. It wont make me famous, but you'll look like a slut and I'll be rich. Muahahahahahaha (That's my evil laugh). I'm kidding of course. Or am I?
I know that for some celebrities, (for example, Kim Kardashian), it truly was an accidental leak, though I'm sure it wasn't accidental on Ray J's behalf, and it did do wonders for Kim's career so she probably shouldn't be complaining. Not to mention that her body is smokin' hot, so she should be proud!
But for the majority of celebrities, I have a hard time believing that it was an "accidental leak". Paris Hilton isn't exactly known for being a saint or even wholesome. Even those who haven't seen Paris' sex tape, have seen her vagina at various angles. Or maybe that was Britney Spears? (Not a real big difference, anyhow. If you seen one pink vagina, then you seen them all).
We all know that Dustin Diamond's sex tape was authorized for release by Dustin Diamond, himself. (This particular sex tape doesn't interest me whatsoever. He will always be geeky, nerdy Screech from Saved by the Bell, to me).
And who could forget Pamela Anderson's sex tape with then-husband, Tommy Lee? This particular sex tape I didn't find to be that scandalous considering the fact that Pam was, and still is a major sex symbol. Of course she'd be having sex with her husband and his freakishly big penis!
I, myself, have made several sex tapes. But since I'm not a celebrity, no one is willing to pay me millions of dollars to buy the rights. Not that they would have to. I've shown quite a few of my sex tapes to my friends for free.
I even lost one sex tape in the basement of The Boyfriends parents house. I've check online and so far, nothing. I'm guessing it's still lost in their basement somewhere.
I am willing to "accidentally leak" my own sex tape to the highest bidder. I doubt it will launch me into celebrity stardom but maybe I can at least get a radio show or something out of it.
Here's to wishful thinking!
P.S. Too-Tall,
Maybe once Flashes Nastiness gets drafted, we can "accidentally leak" his sex tape with you. It wont make me famous, but you'll look like a slut and I'll be rich. Muahahahahahaha (That's my evil laugh). I'm kidding of course. Or am I?
Monday, April 21, 2008
The Evil Poptart
This may sound crazy, but I don't care and I really need to get this off my chest. I don't buy Poptarts because the Poptart people stole my Poptart cartoon.
Yes, it's true. I don't know who stole my idea, but I can tell you that those stupid Poptart cartoons were based on a drawing that I drew back in 1999.
I, like a dumbass, posted my cartoon on migente.com for the whole cyber world to view and I'm guessing someone must of liked it and stole my idea.
I know there must be people reading this, thinking to themselves "Yeah, right. This bitch is crazy", but it's true and I have my original drawing to back it up. The quality of the picture I'm about to post is a little shitty, but it's enough for you to see that I'm not lying.
Exhibit A. My Poptart drawing from 1999:
Exhibit B. Kellogs version of my poptart:
Yes, it's true. I don't know who stole my idea, but I can tell you that those stupid Poptart cartoons were based on a drawing that I drew back in 1999.
I, like a dumbass, posted my cartoon on migente.com for the whole cyber world to view and I'm guessing someone must of liked it and stole my idea.
I know there must be people reading this, thinking to themselves "Yeah, right. This bitch is crazy", but it's true and I have my original drawing to back it up. The quality of the picture I'm about to post is a little shitty, but it's enough for you to see that I'm not lying.
Exhibit A. My Poptart drawing from 1999:
Exhibit B. Kellogs version of my poptart:
Same feet, same hands, same crappy drawing.
Coincidence? I think not.
Coincidence? I think not.
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Don't Drink & Blog
Drinking and blogging is irresponsible and can cause a lot of trouble. It's worse then making drunken phone calls, drunk texting, and drunk driving (that last one was a bit of a stretch, but you get where I'm going with this).
It causes bad grammar, misspellings, and a blogger may reveal a little too much about themselves and their personal situations.
Don't let your friends drink and blog.
This important message was brought to you by Angry Girlfriend who wants to remind you that friends don't let friend drink & blog.
It causes bad grammar, misspellings, and a blogger may reveal a little too much about themselves and their personal situations.
Don't let your friends drink and blog.
This important message was brought to you by Angry Girlfriend who wants to remind you that friends don't let friend drink & blog.
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