Angry Girlfriend's Top 5 Unattractive Celebs That I'd Still Bone

We've all had moments when we have found ourselves attracted to people that we didn't necessarily find physically attractive.

Well, I've decided to list my Top 5 Celebrities Not-So-Attractive crushes, that I would still totally have sex with, listed in the order of who I'd bone first to last:


1. Anthony Bourdain - Host of Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations on the Travel Channel
He's a chain smoker, loves to drink... a lot, is sarcastic and foul mouthed, and he tends to make tons of sexual references. What's not to love? He seems to be quite the asshole, but strangely, it really turns me on.


2. Trace Cyrus - Vocals & Guitar for Metro Station
I think this kid is scrawny and awkward looking. But he's got a ton of tattoos and he seems to be completely oblivious to the fact that he's probably not as attractive as he thinks he is. He gives off an aura of cockiness, even though he has nothing to be that cocky about, and for whatever reason, it really turns me on.


3. Christopher Walken - Actor
He's a great actor and has been in a ton of movies, but he's old as balls. However, something about his mannerism and his voice just seem to really get my vaginal juices flowing.


4. Napoleon Dynamite - Movie Character Played by Jon Heder
Though not technically a real person, the character of Napoleon Dynamite was just such and loser, and clumsy. Really he was just kinda sad and pathetic, but there was an innocence in him that just made me want to corrupt the hell out of him. Napoleon Dynamite just seemed to kinda turn me on. Gosh!


5. Kevin Federline - The Ex Mr. Britney Spears
Some people might argue that he is attractive, but I just don't see it. Though I still think he's quite a bit of a fuck up and a freeloader, something about him becoming a more responsible parent then Britney Spears made me do a double take on this guy and it kinda turned me on. Unfortunately, he still loses some points for that lame ass song, PopoZão.

And there you have it. Angry Girlfriends Top 5 Unattractive Celebs That I'd Still Bone.

Buy My Sex Tape

It really annoys me when an already famous person with tons of cash, becomes even more famous and even more loaded with cash when their sex tapes "accidentally leak".

I know that for some celebrities, (for example, Kim Kardashian), it truly was an accidental leak, though I'm sure it wasn't accidental on Ray J's behalf, and it did do wonders for Kim's career so she probably shouldn't be complaining. Not to mention that her body is smokin' hot, so she should be proud!

But for the majority of celebrities, I have a hard time believing that it was an "accidental leak". Paris Hilton isn't exactly known for being a saint or even wholesome. Even those who haven't seen Paris' sex tape, have seen her vagina at various angles. Or maybe that was Britney Spears? (Not a real big difference, anyhow. If you seen one pink vagina, then you seen them all).

We all know that Dustin Diamond's sex tape was authorized for release by Dustin Diamond, himself. (This particular sex tape doesn't interest me whatsoever. He will always be geeky, nerdy Screech from Saved by the Bell, to me).

And who could forget Pamela Anderson's sex tape with then-husband, Tommy Lee? This particular sex tape I didn't find to be that scandalous considering the fact that Pam was, and still is a major sex symbol. Of course she'd be having sex with her husband and his freakishly big penis!

I, myself, have made several sex tapes. But since I'm not a celebrity, no one is willing to pay me millions of dollars to buy the rights. Not that they would have to. I've shown quite a few of my sex tapes to my friends for free.

I even lost one sex tape in the basement of The Boyfriends parents house. I've check online and so far, nothing. I'm guessing it's still lost in their basement somewhere.

I am willing to "accidentally leak" my own sex tape to the highest bidder. I doubt it will launch me into celebrity stardom but maybe I can at least get a radio show or something out of it.

Here's to wishful thinking!

P.S. Too-Tall,

Maybe once Flashes Nastiness gets drafted, we can "accidentally leak" his sex tape with you. It wont make me famous, but you'll look like a slut and I'll be rich. Muahahahahahaha (That's my evil laugh). I'm kidding of course. Or am I?