Showing posts with label porn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label porn. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

My Top 10 Favorite Female Porn Stars

I was watching porn the other day (I watch porn on most days), and it occurred to me that I don't have favorite porn stars in the conventional way.

I guess I like my porn stars based on controversy and looks, though when you see this list, it becomes quite obvious that appearance has very little to do with why I may like a certain porn star.

Some I just like to look at their pictures on the Internet and others I like to watch in action, and some are on current TV Shows. All the same here is my list of my Top 10 Favorite Female Porn Stars:


10. Sydney Moon

I like Sydney Moon for a few reasons:

1. I used her pics as one of my phone sex characters
2. She has a degree in psychology
3. She looks fucking hot naked.

She also has huge ass boobs and they're REAL. She has a very sweet and innocent look to her but she's a bad girl. Very naughty.
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9. Mary Carey

Who doesn't like Mary Carey? She's adorable and bubbly. She's in and out of rehab for drug and alcohol issues, but I really like her personality. Not to mention she makes good porn.

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8. Angelique Morgan a.k.a Frenchie

You may recognize her from Rock of Love 2, Rock of Love: Charm School, or I Love Money 2. She's the French streepr who luvz to be nakud all ze tim.

She may not be the prettiest stripper but I've seen her porn and boy can she give some mean head.
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7. Brandi M.


I don't know what her porn name was, but this was another Rock of Love contestant who did porn sometime in her past. (I don't judge).

She got a lot of facials, but facials aside, I still think she's hot.

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6. Sasha Grey
This one isn't really one of my favorites, but I know a lot of other people who are fans and so in the top she goes.

She was barely legal when she started her career and I'm guessing that's why most guys I know like her.

She looks too young for my taste, but all the same she's quite popular right now. Even making an appearance on The Tyra Banks Show, that didn't quite go so well.

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4. Tera Patrick

Who doesn't love Tera Patrick?

She's fucking hot as hell! Enough said!

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3. Big Sophie

She is large and in charge. I don't really get turned on by fat porn, but I admire a big woman who is comfortable being fat.

She's a happy fat girl which is way better then being a mean fat girl being mean all the time cause they're angry that they're fat.

Happy fat people make me happy. Besides, every time I think of the craigslist ad I did with her picture, I've Been Very Naughty... Again..., it makes me smile.

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2. Traci Lords
Ok so while this ex-porn star hasn't made any recent porn, she was quite a big deal back in the 80's.

Owning most of her porn is actually illegal since at the time that she made them, she was only 15.

If you happen to find some of her old porn, you can see for yourself why it is that no one ever suspected that this girl was only a minor at the time.

She does movie and TV now... She was definitely a lot more famous as a porn star then she is as a regular actress.

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1. Christy Wild

My top favorite porn star is a little Internet actress who goes by the name Christy Wild. I knew her back in high school as Christina *******. (Putting her real last name out there would just be plain mean).

She was quite nerdy back then, and by her own admission, still is to this day.

She was also quite naive (she thought you could get pregnant from kissing). A good wholesome Christian girl who just never could quite fit in at our majority black high school. I had problems fitting in myself, but without a doubt she had it 10 X's worse then I did.

I would always tell the people who picked on her, "Watch, I bet she's gonna end up being a stripper".

The good girls always do.

Not only did she become the stripper I thought she would, she exceeded my expectations and become a web porn actress. And not a bad one, might I add.

I really wish I could take credit for corrupting this one. I guess she'll always be the good girl who escape my evil powers and then corrupted on her own. It really does make me sad. I should've tried harder then. Oh well...

Something about knowing how she use to be and seeing how she is now, is really quite a huge turn on for me.

Let that be a lesson to all of you: Today's High School geeks could be tomorrows Internet Porn Stars.

Christy Wild... Hats off to you! You are awesome!!! :-)

Friday, May 16, 2008

Angry Girlfriend's Top 10 Favorite Types of Porn

I have loved watching porn for as long as I can remember. Maybe cause it turns me on, but who doesn't get turned on by porn? (Other then uptight people who have lame ass, boring sex and think that porn corrupts our youth).

Today, I'm taking the time to mention my top 10 favorite types of porn and why I like them:

1. Gang Bangs
My favorite kind of porn of all time is gang bang porn. I get so turned on watching one girl get fucked by like tons of guys all at once. She's got a dick in her vagina, one in her ass, another one in her mouth, one in each hand, and some dumb ass trynna stick it in her ear.

It's not that I want to get fucked by tons of guys at once, but watching some dirty little slut getting fucked 1,000,001 ways sure does get my clit engorged. It's really hot.

2. Barely Legal
Oh yes, that's right. Even woman get turned on by the barely legal teens. Well, I'll speak for myself.

The reason why is because girls who look so you and innocent, and who have very limited sexual experience, if any, are fun to corrupt. Hell, I'd like to corrupt a barely legal teen myself. Corrupting people is fun!

3. Asian
I like Asian porn because the woman always sound like their in pain, which for whatever reason, really turns me on. Actually, thats about the only reason I like Asian porn.

4. Lesbian
Girl on girl porn is fun. Especially, when it's 2 barely legal teens who swear that "I've never done anything like this before". Naughty, naughty. Who wants a spanking?

5. College Party
Anyone who's been to a college party has probably seen 2 people get really drunk and probably do things that probably shouldn't be done in public. Drunk people having sex at a party is always a fun thing to watch. Plus, it really turns me on.

6. Sex in Public
Speaks for itself. Couples getting it on like rabbits, anywhere you can think of. Public restrooms, at the office, in the park, etc.

The idea of the couple being caught just really get me all worked up and so turned on.

7. Unlikely Threesomes
What's hotter then watching a couple getting it on at work in the break room, or out at the park? Oooo, I know. Watching them get caught by their spouse... then having the spouse decide that they got so turned on from watching, that they want to join in.

"Here honey, let me show you what she likes".

8. Orgies
Much like a gang bang, but instead of one girl getting fucked by 10 dudes, the male to female ration is a little more even. Still turns me on though.

9. Teacher/Student
Usually an older man with a barely legal teen (remember, corruption is fun!). Besides, who hasn't had this fantasy? Watching it on DVD just makes you have to think less while you masturbate.

"Mr. Smith, if I suck your dick, are you sure you'll give me an A?"
"Oh yea, honey. I'm gonna give you an A alright. A for anal. Bend that sweet ass over".

10. Home Movies
Who hasn't wondered what their friends of family look like having sex. Most people, at one time or another, have recorded themselves on film having sex. I've seen a videos of some of my friends having sex, and even pictures of certain family members who I won't mention, just in case they decide to read this.

I also, like watching my own home movies. I think having sex is a good look on me.