Don't Feel Sorry For Me

I wanted to post this comment and address this so-called fan of mine because it seems as if some people still don't get me... Which is ok since we all know I'm not one of the easiest people in the world to understand being as simply complicated as I am.

"A Big Fan" of mine left this comment on my last blog:

you are so sad. i really feel sorry for you. you dont even give yourself a chance to be happy over something nice. i am a big fan of yours and maybe your man sees that you deserve the flowers and yet you cant accept a act of kindness done to you. you are so messed up in the head that all you know is being a bitch or fucked up....which at times aint bad. i hope you had a happy valentines day.

Hello Fan,

I maybe just a little messed up in the head, but I'm not sad. If you were really a fan of mine then you would understand that I write a lot of crazy, weird, messed-up things that sometimes don't even make any sense.

I like to act out like a bitch because it's fun. Most importantly, if you knew the kinda person I'm married to, you'd understand why I was in such a state of shock.

I think the most twisted part about me is my sense of humor because I'm one of those people who I guess you could say is a little "off".

I've said this many times before and I'll say it again: Don't take too much of what I say to heart because half the time I'm either joking or straight out just bullshitting you.

Go back and read that last posting and take it for what it was meant to be... A joke...

It's actually pretty funny when you read it... at least it was to me... and the 5 other people who actually read my blog, LOL... Well, not you though... But the rest of them laughed...

Actually, I'm a little biased about the things I write because I wrote them. I tend to laugh at most things I've written because I think that I'm just that damn funny, which sometimes I am and sometimes maybe I'm not, but it's funny to me so... ummmm... yea...

Thanks for reading!

Remember: Always read my blogs with an open sense of humor because if you read through it too fast, you might miss it.

P.S. You've got some major balls taking a risk like that. You should know by now I usually always make a blog out of a reader comment and it's usually to say something evil and mean.

I like you. You're a risk taker. Walking on the wild side! Dancing with the devil! That's hot ;)

Comments to Angry Girlfriend: Strap-On

I received a comment from one of my regular readers who I won’t name, but I will state that this person lives in Titusville, Florida (hehe). The comment was in reference to my blog Why Wish I I Had a Penis.

Titusville, FL said:

Try a strap-on and have fun. It’s not the same but it’s the closest you can get.


Titusville,

Let me tell you why your idea sucks:

1. I still want a penis.

2. I won’t be able to feel anything with a strap-on like I would if I had a penis.

3. I can't write my name in the snow with a strap-on.

4. I still want a penis.

5. I can’t feel a blow job with a strap-on.

6. I still wouldn’t know what it would feel like to actually penetrate a vagina or an asshole with a strap-on.

7. I STILL WANT A PENIS!!!

The bottom line is a strap-on is NOTHING like having a real penis at all. I own a strap-on, so I speak from personal experience.

I can’t jerk off a strap-on and get any feeling from that. I can’t feel anything at all! It’s rubber!

To compare a strap-on to a real penis is completely absurd. Other then the way they are shaped, they share nothing else in common. Not texture or feeling, nothing!

I stated 14 good reasons for wanting a real penis. Out of that list of 14, I can do…oh, let’s see… ABSOLUTELY NOTHING that I mentioned with a strap-on. So if having a strap-on is the closest I can get to having a real penis, then I guess I’m fucked.

But thanks anyways… Even if your idea did suck balls, speaking of which, most strap-on’s don’t even include a pair, not that it matters since I’d get no feeling from it whatsoever.

Angry Girlfriend

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