Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Angry Girlfriends Guide to Phone Sex

At some point and time, most couples have joked around about the idea of having phone sex, whether they live miles apart or are just curious about it. Its one of those things that you try just for the sake of saying you did it.

Believe it or not, phone sex can indeed enhance a relationship, especially if the couple is in a long distance relationship. But most couples to tend to get stuck on how to get it started.

As a professional in the field, I can tell you that it’s really not that hard at all to get the ball rolling. It’s as simple to get started as asking “So, what are you wearing?” as cliché as it may sound.

Say your partner calls you up from the office one day and you both have some time to kill. He’s feeling frisky and asks you to talk dirty to him. What do you do?

The easiest thing to do is talk about things that the two of you have already done together in the past. Try bringing up a time that the both of you found especially hot, e.g., the time in the park when you were almost caught by your friends, or the time on the balcony at your friends apartment.

Another thing you could try would be talking to your partner about things you’d like to do but haven’t done yet or a fantasy you’ve been thinking about though you may not actually care to live it out.

Which ever option you choose is certain to get him in the mood and might even get you there, too. Just make sure to be creative and to use your most seductive voice.

In case that you still aren’t sure about what to do, I’ve provided you with a basic script that you could use to warm yourself up with examples of things that your partner might say in response until you get comfortable with what you’re doing.

This script is meant as just a guide and should not be used verbatim. It’s important that you pay attention to what your partner is saying on the other line and form your responses accordingly:

You: You know I’ve been sitting here all day thinking about you.

Him: Oh yeah? What about me have you been thinking?

You: How I wish you were here so I could kiss you.

Him: Is that all?

You: Not even close.

Him: Keep going.

You: Well, I’d start by kissing you. Your neck, your mouth. I’d lick your ear.

Him: Uh-huh. Then what?

You: Then I’d slide my hand down your pants and rub your cock.

Him: Yeah. It’s getting hard. Now what?

You: I’d unzip your pants so your cock could breathe a little and I’d keep stroking it.

Him: Oh yea? I’d like that.

You: Yeah? Then I’d go down, and slowly lick just the tip of your cock. Then I’d put the tip in mouth and suck it on it gently.

Him: Oooooh yeah…

You: You feel how warm my mouth is? I’d pull my mouth off the tip of your cock and let some spit slide down to the shaft. Then I’d put the tip of your cock back in my mouth.


Him: That feels so good…

You: I’d take your cock as far back down my throat as I could, then come back up and just suck the tip of your cock, then push it to the back of my throat again and….

Well, I’m sure by now you get the point. Just remember to be creative, be sexy, and have fun!

If you’re still unsure about what to do, click on the video to hear an example:

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