What the Fuck?!

If there's one thing I love to do, it's reading the comments that you guys leave me about something I've posted.

However, it has come to my attention that some people have been posting bullshit like this:

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There is no initial capital needed.
You may begin to get income with a money that usually goes
on daily food, that's 20-100 dollars.
I have been participating in one project for several years,
and I'm ready to share my secrets at my blog.

Please visit blog and send me private message to get the info.

P.S. I make 1000-2000 per daily now.

I mean, seriously?

Who the fuck cares about what you're advertising. More importantly, why are you posting your random bullshit ads as a comment on my fucking blog?

To all you fucking spammers out there, I got one thing to say... FUCK OFF!

I don't want you junking up my comments with your random bullshit. No one gives a flying fuck. Lease of all, me.

Take your bullshit somewhere else, cause I'm just going to delete the crap anyways.

P.S. To anyone's who's interested... My birthday is right around the corner. I'll be turning 29 on May 23. Sooooo... Feel free to buy me something whether it's a gift of a couple shots of Patron while I'm out on the town, hehe. Just thought I'd put it out there.

I almost forgot... Even though I'm not Mexican... Happy Cinco de Mayo. This 6 pack of Corona's I'm guzzling down right now is for all of you (mostly myself, but sure, you guys too LMAO)

Guess Who's Back, Bitches?!

It's been 3 months since my last post. Did you miss me?

Of course you did because I'm fuckin awesomely, awesome!

I've got a lot of updates but considering I'm at work right now, I'm going to have to update you later. Just wanted to let you all know that I'm still alive and bitting off the penis heads and/or clitoris' of dirty, cocksucking liars whore and sluts.

Happy Belated New Year

Yeah, so this post is coming really late...

A lot of things have gone on since my last blog. I would update you, but I've decided to keep my personal life personal cause you never know who's out there reading.

A lot of things have changed... That's all I'm going to say about that...

I've spent enough time in this fucking desert to know that it's time to leave. It's beginning to do some fuck up shit to my mind. It's time to relocate. That's all I'm gonna say about that. You can come to your own assumption of where I'm heading next.

All that same... Happy New Years to all you fuckers!!!

You haven't seen the last of me, but it's time to leave the Angry Girlfriend shit behind and come up with a new and better persona... Don't worry, though... When I figure out where I'm going with this blogging thing, you'll be the first to know...

My Name Is Karma

As my friends have been watching me fester in my anger and madness, the one thing that I've heard from them over and over is, "Don't worry. Karma can be a bitch. That asshole is gonna get what's coming to him".

Well, kids. It's time for an Angry Girlfriend reality check. Sometimes Karma needs a little kick in the ass.

I'm not gonna sit here and wait for some magical Karma to kick in years and years later when I'm no longer bitter.

I AM KARMA, BITCH!!!

Of course most of you are probably thinking that I've lost most of my sanity and am working on pure emotion.

But I assure you. I don't think I've ever seen things more clearly in my life.

It's obvious that I'm only angry because (dare I say it?)... *gulp* I cared... Thats the first and last time you wil ever see any weakness out of me.

I'm gonna stop there because if I keep going, you'll only realize how evil I really am.

I'm a saint and those horns poking out the top of my head are only there to support my halo.

I Hate You - Go Rot In A Ditch

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All I Want For Christmas Is... A Good Divorce Attorney

I had stated earlier that Frijolero and I were in the process of reconciling. Well, that is no longer the case.

Two days ago, he stated that the marriage is over and that's pretty much all there is to that. Did I mention he was suppose to be coming out here for Christmas?

That's no longer the case either. After his unexpected news, I told him to take his airline ticket and go fuck himself with it.

I believe he may be seeing someone else. I'm guessing he hasn't fucked her yet, but that could change at any moment.

I hope your penis falls off from being infected with chlamydia and gonorrhea, you asshole!

So if anyone knows of a good divorce attorney, send me an email: angrygirlfriend@gmail.com

Secret Phone

Can you keep a secret? No? Well neither can I.

I have a new secret phone that few people know about it. I got it so that Frijolero can't contact me on days that he pisses me off.

Do you think it's wrong that I got a secret phone so that my husband can't call me when I'm mad at him? No? Neither do I.

Did I mention that we're trying to work things out and get back together? Dysfunctional, I know.

I've only given out the phone number to a selected few people who I have deemed important enough to contact me when my primary phone is turned off.

I know that are a few of you out there that are reading this and are probably going to want to go tell Frijolero about my new secret phone, but I'm advising you not to do that because if you do... The little man in the window will break into your house and eat your face plus, I'll deny the whole thing.

He'll believe me because I'm poor and poor people don't have money to spend on secret phones.

So keep your mouth shut... It's our little secret, ok? Shhhhhhhh ;)