Leap Year

So I've done some research and I've figured out that the purpose of Leap Year is to keep the calendar year in sync with the season year. I read something like, if we didn't have a leap year that in 10,000 years, winter would be in July (like I give a shit, I'd be dead by then anyways).

Anyways, whatever the purpose of Leap Year, I know that this year it happened to fall on a Friday, which means a LEAP YEAR PARTY!

I feel bad for all those little bastards whose birthday's are on February 29th. If my kids birthday only came around once every 4 years, then you best believe we're only gonna celebrate it once every 4 years. I know that sounds fucked up, but children's birthday parties ain't exactly cheap either, you know?

But anyways, back to the idea of my party. Leap Year does only come once every 4 years, so why the hell not shouldn't I have a Leap year party?

It's gonna be great! I'll invite my regular crew of drunky friends, we'll buy some of those stupid little party hats, oh and I have to get a Leap Year cake. Maybe I'll get some strippers to come by... Better yet, we should just go to the strip club and celebrate there.

You don't have to look hard to find a good reason to party...