As I looked back on 2008, I decided that I should retire from my old ways and not be such a bitch anymore.
I mean being a bitch is fun and all, but it's time to grow up. No more anger, no more racism, no more being mean.
The thought crossed my mind for maybe 1 one hundredths of a second. Then I thought to myself, "Fuck! Who the hell am I kidding? We all know I'm not gonna stop".
Besides, if I were to be on my best behavior, I'd have nothing to write about. So just as quickly as the thought came into my mind, I dismissed it.
Here's to 2009 and all the craziness that is bound to follow!
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