No One Likes Rebuplicans

This is a little out of left field, but I was having a conversation with this crazy white bitch from Ohio. And we all know people from Ohio are fucking nuts. She's actually pretty cool when she's not trying to stab people.

Ohio, who is Republican, apparently came to the sudden realization that no one likes Republicans. Which is true.

For whatever reason, I came to the realization that it appears in some kind of unspoken law, that you can't be black and be a Republican, unless you're Condoleezza Rice, who black people don't consider black anyways. How did she make it so far in politics with a jacked up ass name like that?

It's like a fat person who starves themselves. That actually makes no sense. But I think that may have been my point. I mean, what fat person do you know that would willing starve themselves?

It's like this fat girl I know who's always complaining about being fat as she stuffs a 12 inch sub down her throat and complains 15 minutes later that she's still hungry and talks about how she's watching her weight by only eating 1 of the 2 12 inch subs she bought and downing it with a diet coke. See? No sense. Sleep deprivation is starting to get to me.

Die, Whore Bitch, Die

There's not a lot of people that I hate in this world.

But there are certain people who just really get under my skin and I wish a painful death. I think they do it on purpose. Because they know... I can be a psycho bitch. They want to see how far they can push me before I blow up.

They obviously, have no clue... I'm not hard to set off...

Sleep well, you whore. I've got my eye on you. Fucking slut.

I'm sorry to be so vague, but I can't just throw everything out there at the moment. Give me some time, and we shall see what is to come.

Men Are Retarded

It doesn't matter if they've love you for 12 years or have been infatuated with you for 12 seconds.


They are all the same. Sorry ladies, but I think our emotions would be kept safer if we all stuck to carpet munchin.

FYI for all you men, anytime a woman does something drastic to their hair, it usually means that's you've really fucked up or they're going through a really bad break up.

Been M.I.A.

Before you start to bitch me out, I am well aware that I have been M.I.A. for quite some time now. That's kinda my fault but not really. Let's just say shit a.k.a. life happens.

I could catch you all up, but no one cares about the details. Unless, it's all ugly. Which most of it is, truth be told.

Let's just say, I think I may possibly make a come back which really doesn't make any sense since I wasn't ever THAT popular to begin with. And yes, I'm still very much angry. Just not at the same person.

I'm famous in Japan, bitch!!! Well, not really, but I like to pretend I am. I'll work on my comeback tomorrow when I'm sober.

Oh, and... Happy New Years!!! What year are we in? 2012 or some shit... We're all gonna die... Yeah...

What the Fuck?!

If there's one thing I love to do, it's reading the comments that you guys leave me about something I've posted.

However, it has come to my attention that some people have been posting bullshit like this:

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Please visit blog and send me private message to get the info.

P.S. I make 1000-2000 per daily now.

I mean, seriously?

Who the fuck cares about what you're advertising. More importantly, why are you posting your random bullshit ads as a comment on my fucking blog?

To all you fucking spammers out there, I got one thing to say... FUCK OFF!

I don't want you junking up my comments with your random bullshit. No one gives a flying fuck. Lease of all, me.

Take your bullshit somewhere else, cause I'm just going to delete the crap anyways.

P.S. To anyone's who's interested... My birthday is right around the corner. I'll be turning 29 on May 23. Sooooo... Feel free to buy me something whether it's a gift of a couple shots of Patron while I'm out on the town, hehe. Just thought I'd put it out there.

I almost forgot... Even though I'm not Mexican... Happy Cinco de Mayo. This 6 pack of Corona's I'm guzzling down right now is for all of you (mostly myself, but sure, you guys too LMAO)

Guess Who's Back, Bitches?!

It's been 3 months since my last post. Did you miss me?

Of course you did because I'm fuckin awesomely, awesome!

I've got a lot of updates but considering I'm at work right now, I'm going to have to update you later. Just wanted to let you all know that I'm still alive and bitting off the penis heads and/or clitoris' of dirty, cocksucking liars whore and sluts.

Happy Belated New Year

Yeah, so this post is coming really late...

A lot of things have gone on since my last blog. I would update you, but I've decided to keep my personal life personal cause you never know who's out there reading.

A lot of things have changed... That's all I'm going to say about that...

I've spent enough time in this fucking desert to know that it's time to leave. It's beginning to do some fuck up shit to my mind. It's time to relocate. That's all I'm gonna say about that. You can come to your own assumption of where I'm heading next.

All that same... Happy New Years to all you fuckers!!!

You haven't seen the last of me, but it's time to leave the Angry Girlfriend shit behind and come up with a new and better persona... Don't worry, though... When I figure out where I'm going with this blogging thing, you'll be the first to know...