My Left Eyeball

Some of you who don't follow me on Twitter may have missed this pic that I posted earlier, so I'm posting it here for you all to see.

It's a pic of my left eyeball.

You know how much I talk about squirting things specifically into my left eyeball when I do those weird ass craigslist responses.

So I thought some of you might be curious as to what my left eyeball actually looks like. Not that anyone has asked or anything cause that would be kinda weird.

Ladies and gentleman, I'd like to present to you... My Left Eyeball:

It looks pretty much like a normal eyeball don't it...

Yeah, so there you have it. My Left Eyeball.

Special thank you goes out to My Left Eyeball for taking its time out it's busy schedule to pose for this photo shoot.

Also to My Right Eyeball who compliments and completes My Left Eyeball.

Thank you both for 20/20 vision.

Now on Twitter

Honestly, I don't get the point of Twitter, and I really didn't want to sign up for it cause some bitch stole my ID LOL, (I'm on there under AngryGrlfriend, note that there's no i).

But everyone else seems to be going crazy over this site, so I'm gonna give it try and see what's really going on.

I've noticed that people seem to update their statues like every 3 minutes, which I'm trying to figure out why you feel it's so important to let the world know that you're taking a shit, or burying your sisters cat, or have a penis in your mouth.

Since we're all starting to get so intimate with one another, I guess it's totally appropriate for me to randomly start groping people I meet out on the street. I mean it's basically the same thing, right?

Just a thought...

Oh and in case you care to follow me in the event that I actually keep this thing up, here's where you can find me: Angry Girlfriend on Twitter