Anal Auction

Reading back on yesterdays Craislist post, I was actually a little disappointed in the replies I received... Maybe I just wasn't high enough...

I could reattempt it sober, but that's never as much fun...

I'll probably try again on Friday, because I can never just get enough of those people. Are men really that stupid? I guess their replies speak for themselves...

I think I should try posting in a different location though. People might be starting to catch on to me, though I'm not sure how that would be possible when half the people who post on Craigslist are crazy anyways.

Speaking of Craigslist, I had a legitimate post that I wanted to put up by my friend won't let me.

She is an ass virgin and she wont let me auction off her anal virginity which I think is unfair.

There are lots of people who auctions things off on the Internet everyday, and yet, she is completely unwilling to let me auction off her asshole even thought I offered her 25% of whatever I make which I think is more then fair.

I think we could make a lot of money from selling her anal virginity. Lots of guys wanna fuck girls up the butts and the fact that they would be the first guy... well that's just the icing on the cake or on her back (hehehe).

One of these days, I'm going to put a legit ad on Craigslist for something... I'm not sure what, but it'll be something good.

Maybe I can convince her to auction her face for a "facial". Can you even do that on Craigslist? Hmmmm, only one way to find out I suppose...

I'm gonna auction off something one of these days... but it wont involve me... maybe my friends, but definitely not me... I'm not a whore... LOL

I'm just the pimp...

They'd probably just flag the posting anyways... Booo, how lame...